Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“Giving up going to the office. The fact is, dear,” said Mrs. Fisher,
“Vosper has complained.”
“What about?”
“About you going to the office. He says he has never been in the
employment of any one engaged in commerce, and he doesn’t like it. The
Duke looked down on commerce very much. So I’m afraid, darling, you
will have to give it up.”
Bradbury Fisher stared before him, a strange singing in his ears. The
blow had been so sudden that he was stunned.
His fingers picked feverishly at the arm of his chair. He had paled to
the very lips. If the office was barred to him, on what pretext could
he sneak away from home? And sneak he must, for to-morrow and the day
after the various qualifying sixteens were to play the match-rounds
for the cups; and it was monstrous and impossible that he should not
be there. He must be there. He had done a ninety-six, and the next
best medal score in his sixteen was a hundred and one. For the first
time in his life he had before him the prospect of winning a cup; and,
highly though the poets have spoken of love, that emotion is not to be
compared with the frenzy which grips a twenty-four handicap man who
sees himself within reach of a cup.
Blindly he tottered from the room and sought his study. He wanted to be
alone. He had to think, think.
The evening paper was lying on the table. Automatically he picked it up
and ran his eye over the front page. And, as he did so, he uttered a
sharp exclamation.
He leaped from his chair and returned to the boudoir, carrying the
paper.
“Well, what do you know about this?” said Bradbury Fisher, in a hearty
voice.
“We know a great deal about a good many things,” said Mrs. Maplebury.
“What is it, Bradbury?” said Mrs. Fisher.
“I’m afraid I shall have to leave you for a couple of days. Great
nuisance, but there it is. But, of course, I must be there.”
“Where?”
“Ah, where?” said Mrs. Maplebury.
“At Sing-Sing. I see in the paper that to-morrow and the day after they
are inaugurating the new Osborne Stadium. All the men of my class will
be attending, and I must go, too.”
“Must you really?”
“I certainly must. Not to do so would be to show a lack of college
spirit. The boys are playing Yale, and there is to be a big dinner
afterwards. I shouldn’t wonder if I had to make a speech. But don’t
worry, honey,” he said, kissing his wife affectionately. “I shall be
back before you know I’ve gone.” He turned sharply to Mrs. Maplebury.
“I beg your pardon?” he said, stiffly.
“I did not speak.”
“I thought you did.”
“I merely inhaled. I simply drew in air through my nostrils. If I am
not at liberty to draw in air through my nostrils in your house, pray
inform me.”
“I would prefer that you didn’t,” said Bradbury, between set teeth.
“Then I would suffocate.”
“Yes,” said Bradbury Fisher.
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