“There was no dinner, no football game, no gathering of Old Grads--nothing! So--where have you been, Bradbury?” Bradbury gulped again. “You’re sure you haven’t got this wrong?” he said at length. “Quite.” “I mean, sure it wasn’t some other place?” “Quite.” “Sing-Sing? You got the name correctly?” “Quite. Where, Bradbury, have you been these last two days?” “Well--er--” Mrs. Fisher coughed dryly. “I merely ask out of curiosity. The facts will, of course, come out in court.” “In court!” “Naturally I propose to place this affair in the hands of my lawyer immediately.” Bradbury started convulsively. “You mustn’t!” “I certainly shall.” A shudder shook Bradbury from head to foot. He felt worse than he had done when his opponent in the final had laid him a stymie on the last green, thereby squaring the match and taking it to the nineteenth hole. “I will tell you all,” he muttered. “Well?” “Well--it was like this.” “Yes?” “Er--like this. In fact, this way.” “Proceed.” Bradbury clenched his hands; and, as far as that could be managed, avoided her eye. “I’ve been playing golf,” he said in a low, toneless voice. “Playing golf?” “Yes.” Bradbury hesitated. “I don’t mean it in an offensive spirit, and no doubt most men would have enjoyed themselves thoroughly, but I--well, I am curiously constituted, angel, and the fact is I simply couldn’t stand playing with you any longer. The fault, I am sure, was mine, but--well, there it is. If I had played another round with you, my darling, I think that I should have begun running about in circles, biting my best friends. So I thought it all over, and, not wanting to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth, I stooped to what I might call a ruse. I said I was going to the office; and, instead of going to the office, I went off to Squashy Hollow and played there.” Mrs. Fisher uttered a cry. “You were there to-day and yesterday?” In spite of his trying situation, the yeasty exhilaration which had been upon him when he entered the room returned to Bradbury. “Was I!” he cried. “You bet your Russian boots I was! Only winning a cup, that’s all!” “You won a cup?” “You bet your diamond tiara I won a cup. Say, listen,” said Bradbury, diving for a priceless Boule table and wrenching a leg off it. “Do you know what happened in the semi-final?” He clasped his fingers over the table-leg in the overlapping grip. “I’m here, see, about fifteen feet off the green. The other fellow lying dead, and I’m playing the like. Best I could hope for was a half, you’ll say, eh? Well, listen. I just walked up to that little white ball, and I gave it a little flick, and, believe me or believe me not, that little white ball never stopped running till it plunked into the hole.” He stopped. He perceived that he had been introducing into the debate extraneous and irrelevant matter.