Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
I was not altogether surprised at his warmth. The Wrecking Crew
consisted of four retired business men who had taken up the noble game
late in life because their doctors had ordered them air and exercise.
Every club, I suppose, has a cross of this kind to bear, and it
was not often that our members rebelled; but there was undoubtedly
something particularly irritating in the methods of the Wrecking Crew.
They tried so hard that it seemed almost inconceivable that they should
be so slow.
“They are all respectable men,” I said, “and were, I believe, highly
thought of in their respective businesses. But on the links I admit
that they are a trial.”
“They are the direct lineal descendants of the Gadarene swine,” said
Chester firmly. “Every time they come out I expect to see them rush
down the hill from the first tee and hurl themselves into the lake at
the second. Of all the--”
“Hush!” I said.
Out of the corner of my eye I had seen a girl approaching, and I was
afraid lest Chester in his annoyance might use strong language. For he
was one of those golfers who are apt to express themselves in moments
of emotion with a good deal of generous warmth.
“Eh?” said Chester.
I jerked my head, and he looked round. And, as he did so, there came
into his face an expression which I had seen there only once before,
on the occasion when he won the President’s Cup on the last green by
holing a thirty-yard chip with his mashie. It was a look of ecstasy and
awe. His mouth was open, his eyebrows raised, and he was breathing
heavily through his nose.
“Golly!” I heard him mutter.
The girl passed by. I could not blame Chester for staring at her. She
was a beautiful young thing, with a lissom figure and a perfect face.
Her hair was a deep chestnut, her eyes blue, her nose small and laid
back with about as much loft as a light iron. She disappeared, and
Chester, after nearly dislocating his neck trying to see her round the
corner of the club-house, emitted a deep, explosive sigh.
“Who is she?” he whispered.
I could tell him that. In one way and another I get to know most things
around this locality.
“She is a Miss Blakeney. Felicia Blakeney. She has come to stay for
a month with the Waterfields. I understand she was at school with
Jane Waterfield. She is twenty-three, has a dog named Joseph, dances
well, and dislikes parsnips. Her father is a distinguished writer on
sociological subjects; her mother is Wilmot Royce, the well-known
novelist, whose last work, _Sewers of the Soul_, was, you may recall,
jerked before a tribunal by the Purity League. She has a brother,
Crispin Blakeney, an eminent young reviewer and essayist, who is now in
India studying local conditions with a view to a series of lectures.
She only arrived here yesterday, so this is all I have been able to
find out about her as yet.”
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