“I haven’t the nerve,” he burst out at length. “I simply can’t summon up the cold gall to ask a girl, least of all an angel like her, to marry me. You see, it’s like this. Every time I work myself up to the point of having a dash at it, I go out and get trimmed by some one giving me a stroke a hole. Every time I feel I’ve mustered up enough pep to propose, I take ten on a bogey three. Every time I think I’m in good mid-season form for putting my fate to the test, to win or lose it all, something goes all blooey with my swing, and I slice into the rough at every tee. And then my self-confidence leaves me. I become nervous, tongue-tied, diffident. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I’d strangle him. But I suppose he’s been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.” It was at this point that I understood all, and the heart within me sank like lead. The truth was out. Ferdinand Dibble was a goof. “Come, come, my boy,” I said, though feeling the uselessness of any words. “Master this weakness.” “I can’t.” “Try!” “I have tried.” He gnawed his putter again. “She was asking me just now if I couldn’t manage to come to Marvis Bay, too,” he said. “That surely is encouraging? It suggests that she is not entirely indifferent to your society.” “Yes, but what’s the use? Do you know,” a gleam coming into his eyes for a moment, “I have a feeling that if I could ever beat some really fairly good player--just once--I could bring the thing off.” The gleam faded. “But what chance is there of that?” It was a question which I did not care to answer. I merely patted his shoulder sympathetically, and after a little while he left me and walked away. I was still sitting there, thinking over his hard case, when Barbara Medway came out of the club-house. She, too, seemed grave and pre-occupied, as if there was something on her mind. She took the chair which Ferdinand had vacated, and sighed wearily. “Have you ever felt,” she asked, “that you would like to bang a man on the head with something hard and heavy? With knobs on?” I said I had sometimes experienced such a desire, and asked if she had any particular man in mind. She seemed to hesitate for a moment before replying, then, apparently, made up her mind to confide in me. My advanced years carry with them certain pleasant compensations, one of which is that nice girls often confide in me. I frequently find myself enrolled as a father-confessor on the most intimate matters by beautiful creatures from whom many a younger man would give his eye-teeth to get a friendly word. Besides, I had known Barbara since she was a child. Frequently--though not recently--I had given her her evening bath. These things form a bond. “Why are men such chumps?” she exclaimed. “You still have not told me who it is that has caused these harsh words. Do I know him?” “Of course you do. You’ve just been talking to him.”