Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
And the stricken girl burst into an uncontrollable fit of sobbing. And
realising that, if matters had gone as far as that, there was little I
could do, I pressed her hand silently and left her.
* * * * *
But though it seemed hopeless I decided to persevere. I turned my steps
towards Wallace Chesney’s bungalow, resolved to make one appeal to
the man’s better feelings. He was in his sitting-room when I arrived,
polishing a putter; and it seemed significant to me, even in that tense
moment, that the putter was quite an ordinary one, such as any capable
player might use. In the brave old happy days of his dudhood, the only
putters you ever found in the society of Wallace Chesney were patent
self-adjusting things that looked like croquet mallets that had taken
the wrong turning in childhood.
“Well, Wallace, my boy,” I said.
“Hallo!” said Wallace Chesney. “So you’re back?”
We fell into conversation, and I had not been in the room two minutes
before I realised that what I had been told about the change in him was
nothing more than the truth. The man’s bearing and his every remark
were insufferably bumptious. He spoke of his prospects in the July
medal competition as if the issue were already settled. He scoffed at
his rivals.
I had some little difficulty in bringing the talk round to the matter
which I had come to discuss.
“My boy,” I said at length, “I have just heard the sad news.”
“What sad news?”
“I have been talking to Charlotte--”
“Oh, that!” said Wallace Chesney.
“She was telling me--”
“Perhaps it’s all for the best.”
“All for the best? What do you mean?”
“Well,” said Wallace, “one doesn’t wish, of course, to say anything
ungallant, but, after all, poor Charlotte’s handicap _is_ fourteen
and wouldn’t appear to have much chance of getting any lower. I mean,
there’s such a thing as a fellow throwing himself away.”
Was I revolted at these callous words? For a moment, yes. Then it
struck me that, though he had uttered them with a light laugh, that
laugh had had in it more than a touch of bravado. I looked at him
keenly. There was a bored, discontented expression in his eyes, a line
of pain about his mouth.
“My boy,” I said, gravely, “you are not happy.”
For an instant I think he would have denied the imputation. But my
visit had coincided with one of those twilight moods in which a man
requires, above all else, sympathy. He uttered a weary sigh.
“I’m fed up,” he admitted. “It’s a funny thing. When I was a dud, I
used to think how perfect it must be to be scratch. I used to watch
the cracks buzzing round the course and envy them. It’s all a fraud.
The only time when you enjoy golf is when an occasional decent shot is
enough to make you happy for the day. I’m plus two, and I’m bored to
death. I’m too good. And what’s the result? Everybody’s jealous of me.
Everybody’s got it in for me. Nobody loves me.”
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