Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
His voice rose in a note of anguish, and at the sound his terrier,
which had been sleeping on the rug, crept forward and licked his hand.
“The dog loves you,” I said, gently, for I was touched.
“Yes, but I don’t love the dog,” said Wallace Chesney.
“Now come, Wallace,” I said. “Be reasonable, my boy. It is only your
unfortunate manner on the links which has made you perhaps a little
unpopular at the moment. Why not pull yourself up? Why ruin your whole
life with this arrogance? All that you need is a little tact, a little
forbearance. Charlotte, I am sure, is just as fond of you as ever, but
you have wounded her pride. Why must you be unkind about her tee-shots?”
Wallace Chesney shook his head despondently.
“I can’t help it,” he said. “It exasperates me to see any one foozling,
and I have to say so.”
“Then there is nothing to be done,” I said, sadly.
* * * * *
All the medal competitions at our club are, as you know, important
events; but, as you are also aware, none of them is looked forward to
so keenly or contested so hotly as the one in July. At the beginning
of the year of which I am speaking, Raymond Gandle had been considered
the probable winner of the fixture; but as the season progressed
and Wallace Chesney’s skill developed to such a remarkable extent
most of us were reluctantly inclined to put our money on the latter.
Reluctantly, because Wallace’s unpopularity was now so general that the
thought of his winning was distasteful to all. It grieved me to see
how cold his fellow-members were towards him. He drove off from the
first tee without a solitary hand-clap; and, though the drive was of
admirable quality and nearly carried the green, there was not a single
cheer. I noticed Charlotte Dix among the spectators. The poor girl was
looking sad and wan.
In the draw for partners Wallace had had Peter Willard allotted to
him; and he muttered to me in a quite audible voice that it was as bad
as handicapping him half-a-dozen strokes to make him play with such
a hopeless performer. I do not think Peter heard, but it would not
have made much difference to him if he had, for I doubt if anything
could have had much effect for the worse on his game. Peter Willard
always entered for the medal competition, because he said that
competition-play was good for the nerves.
On this occasion he topped his ball badly, and Wallace lit his pipe
with the exaggeratedly patient air of an irritated man. When Peter
topped his second also, Wallace was moved to speech.
“For goodness’ sake,” he snapped, “what’s the good of playing at all if
you insist on lifting your head? Keep it down, man, keep it down. You
don’t need to watch to see where the ball is going. It isn’t likely to
go as far as all that. Make up your mind to count three before you look
up.”
“Thanks,” said Peter, meekly. There was no pride in Peter to be
wounded. He knew the sort of player he was.
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