Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
And it was at these splendid words that Mary Kent felt for the
first time that something might be made of Rollo Podmarsh. That she
experienced one-millionth of the fervour which was gnawing at his
vitals I will not say. A woman does not fall in love in a flash like
a man. But at least she no longer regarded him with loathing. On the
contrary, she found herself liking him. There was, she considered, the
right stuff in Rollo. And if, as seemed probable from his mother’s
conversation, it would take a bit of digging to bring it up, well--she
liked rescue-work and had plenty of time.
* * * * *
Mr. Arnold Bennett, in a recent essay, advises young bachelors to
proceed with a certain caution in matters of the heart. They should,
he asserts, first decide whether or not they are ready for love; then,
whether it is better to marry earlier or later; thirdly, whether their
ambitions are such that a wife will prove a hindrance to their career.
These romantic preliminaries concluded, they may grab a girl and go to
it. Rollo Podmarsh would have made a tough audience for these precepts.
Since the days of Antony and Cleopatra probably no one had ever got
more swiftly off the mark. One may say that he was in love before he
had come within two yards of the girl. And each day that passed found
him more nearly up to his eyebrows in the tender emotion.
He thought of Mary when he was changing his wet shoes; he dreamed of
her while putting flannel next his skin; he yearned for her over the
evening arrowroot. Why, the man was such a slave to his devotion that
he actually went to the length of purloining small articles belonging
to her. Two days after Mary’s arrival Rollo Podmarsh was driving off
the first tee with one of her handkerchiefs, a powder-puff, and a dozen
hairpins secreted in his left breast-pocket. When dressing for dinner
he used to take them out and look at them, and at night he slept with
them under his pillow. Heavens, how he loved that girl!
One evening when they had gone out into the garden together to look at
the new moon--Rollo, by his mother’s advice, wearing a woollen scarf
to protect his throat--he endeavoured to bring the conversation round
to the important subject. Mary’s last remark had been about earwigs.
Considered as a cue, it lacked a subtle something; but Rollo was not
the man to be discouraged by that.
“Talking of earwigs, Miss Kent,” he said, in a low musical voice, “have
you ever been in love?”
Mary was silent for a moment before replying.
“Yes, once. When I was eleven. With a conjurer who came to perform at
my birthday-party. He took a rabbit and two eggs out of my hair, and
life seemed one grand sweet song.”
“Never since then?”
“Never.”
“Suppose--just for the sake of argument--suppose you ever did love any
one--er--what sort of a man would it be?”
“A hero,” said Mary, promptly.
“A hero?” said Rollo, somewhat taken aback. “What sort of hero?”
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