Do you believe in fairies?Andrews, Leonora de Lima
Science
Do you believe in fairies?
Andrews, Leonora de Lima
American literature
instead of reciting his silly little rhymes. They said that he should
flourish a tomahawk, and dye his hair black, or at least train it to
stand up on end. In fact they abused him horribly, telling him that
he was ruining the time-honored reputation of the race of Giants.
Any Giant, they said, to be worthy of the name, should endeavor to
represent all the Giants on every occasion. He, they said, was an
unsatisfactory specimen, and therefore deserved to be squelched most
effectively. This they felt to be their duty, and unpleasant though it
was, it had to be done.
After this last remark, they sighed sadly, and retired into their
shells.
* * * * *
From that moment on, Gobble-me-up was a changed giant. He hardly ever
laughed, and when he sang his little song he put it in a minor key,
which shows how very sad he was. Every morning he spoiled his rhubarb
by weeping salty tears into it.
He felt that he really must do =something=.
He sat down on a log to think about it. He turned his toes inward so
that they might console each other. He dug his elbows hard into his
knees, and held his forehead in his hands. Then he said to himself:
“The clams win out,
Without a doubt,
I’ve simply ruined my rep ...
I must fix this,
Or else, I wis,
I’ll have to get some pep.”
This last thought seemed to appeal to him a great deal, even though the
rhyme wasn’t very good.
But as he pondered it, he had a more awful thought. How could he act
like a blood-thirsty Giant, and go about killing men, when he was the
only creature that was anything like a man on the island?
It was a most disturbing idea, and for three days it bothered him.
He grew paler, and proportionately thinner. He did not weep into his
rhubarb now, but left it strictly alone.
* * * * *
And then he found a solution, and worked it out in a manner truly
worthy of a Giant. This was what he did:
One night, when the moon was hidden and the stars were yawning and
dropping off to sleep, one by one, he crept out along the beach.
Without a sound, he crept up behind the three sleeping clams.
Stealthily he reached out his left hand, took the youngest by its
little neck and squashed it. Noiselessly he stretched out his right
hand, and grasped the second one. And with a maddened shriek of triumph
he grabbed up the last clam, before it could snap its shell at him.
With an exalted countenance, he pranced up and down the beach, shouting
his paean of victory, so that the stars stopped blinking, and the moon
peered around the corner of a cloud to listen:
“Gobble-me-up is my name,
A Fearsome Giant am I,
I’ve a dreadful awesome fame,
Which nobody can deny...!
Gobble-me-up is my name,
No Giant is madder than I ...
Ha! =Ha!!= Ha! =Ha!!=
No Giant is madder than I!”
Whereupon he sat down on his log, and, one by one he =ate= the clams.
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