Saw a great multitude of monkeys, streaked face, white face, black face, hairy face, bald face (Bull Dogge prefers the latter), with a great assortment of tails, differing in length, and varying as to color, long tails, short tails, stump tails, ring tails, wiry tails, curly tails, tails interesting and insinuating, tails indignant and uncompromising, big tails, little tails, bob tails, (Damphool suggests Robert narratives), and no tails (Bull Dogge says that some effeminate descendants of this latter class now promenade Broadway, and he swears that they have greatly degenerated in intelligence); pictures, paddles, pumpkins, carriages, corals, lava, boats, breeches, boa constrictors, shells, oars, snakes, toads, butterflies, lizards, bears, reptiles, reprobates, bugs, bulls, bells, bats, birds, petrifactions, putrefactions, model railroads, model churns, model gridirons, model artists, model babies, cockneys, cockades, cockroaches, cocktails, scalps, Thomashawks, Noah's ark, Paganini's fiddle, Old Grimes's coat, autocrats, autobiographies, autographs, chickens, cheeses, codfish, Shanghais, mud-turtles, alligators, moose, mermaids, hay-scales, scale armor, monsters, curiosities from Rotterdam, Amsterdam, Beaverdam, Chow Sing, Tchinsing, Linsing, Lansing, Sing Sing, cubebs, cart wheels, mummies, heroes, poets, idiots, maniacs, benefactors, malefactors, pumps, porcupines and pill machines, all mingled, mixed, and conglomerated, like a Connecticut chowder, or the Jew soup of the Witches in Macbeth. Upstairs at last, and into an adolescent theatre, christened a Lecture Room, (Damphool says it is known as the Deacon's Theatre, and that all his pious namesakes attend). Saw the play, laughed, cried, and felt good all over. Much pleased with a bit of fun originating in a jealous fireman, and terminating in a free fight. Fireman Mose saw Rose, his sweetheart, with Joe, the hackman; got jealous, pitched into him--fun--thought of Tom Hood, and went off at half-cock--thus-- Enter Rose with Joe--sees Mose--Mose beaus Rose; Rose knows those beaux foes--Joe's bellicose--so's Mose--Mose blows Joe's nose--Joe's blows pose Mose--Rose Oh's--Mose hoes Joe's rows--Joe's blows chose Mose's nose--Mose shows Joe's nose blows--Joe's nose grows rose--Mose knows Joe's nose shows those blows--Joe goes--Mose crows. Joe being whipped, and moreover being the only innocent one in the whole fight, was arrested by the vigilant and efficient police. Damphool says that Joe treated the Emerald conservators of the public quiet, and is again at large. Let Mose beware. VII. Model Boarding Houses.