He mysteriously disappeared--an offered reward of seven dollars and a
half failed to restore him to my fireside. I tearfully gave him up, and
mourned sincerely. I suspected the dog-killers, and wept for him as for
one gone "to that bourne from which" bull-terriers don't come back.
Last evening I was aroused from a thoughtful contemplation of my
nightcap (liquid and hot, with nutmeg,) by the unusual and remarkable
conduct of a pet tom-cat, who deliberately climbed upon my lap, and, in
a voice intelligible, if not absolutely musical, spoke to me--positively
spoke to me!--he informed me that various spirits were present who
desired to hold communication with me.
Having recovered somewhat from my momentary astonishment, I sung out to
fire away.
No sooner said than done--the services of the feline "medium" were
instantly dispensed with, and there suddenly appeared to my bewildered
sight the unmistakable form of my lamented Pluto.
I was astonished, and so I said, but I could not be deluded--it was my
"real, old, original, genuine" Pluto. I knew his warning growl--I
recognized the friendly wag of his tail--I could have sworn to each
particular hair.
He addressed me in a voice trembling with emotion--he narrated the full
history of his untimely decease--told of his seduction by a tempting
mutton chop, and consequent _ab_duction by the remorseless thief--his
vain and ineffectual struggles to escape--related his incarceration in
an unseaworthy canal-boat, with a hundred other unfortunates--described
their embarkation and departure for a foreign market--the terrific
collision which ensued when about four miles and a half from port, when
the canal-boat was met by a mudscow which was recklessly running with
great velocity in a thick fog, the entire force of her propelling
apparatus (one-horse power) being brought into requisition to attain a
frightful speed--he dwelt upon the terrors of the scene--the dastardly
desertion of the crew, (a mulatto woman and two coffee-colored boys,)
who took to the boat, (a bass-wood "dugout,") and escaped, leaving the
helpless passengers to their awful fate. He told the agonies he endured
when submerged in the raging flood--his attempt to save himself upon an
empty cheese-tub. How he was crowded off by a frightened spaniel
pup--the last excruciating, agonizing pain of the final struggle, and
his subsequent entrance to the canine spirit world. He whispered, in a
mysterious tone, that he had just come from a sixpenny eating-house,
where he had witnessed the final disappearance of his mortal remains
through the jaws of a confiding drayman who had asked for a mutton pie.
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