The whole history was related with an appearance of earnestness
and sincerity which left not a doubt of its truth; and the entire
narrative was couched in such elegant language that I strongly
suspected that Pluto had read the report of those accommodating
spirits who had imparted such reliable information concerning the
untimely loss of the lamented steamship "Arctic," to a distinguished,
and formerly-supposed-sensible-and-sane, Judge of the Superior Court
for the Empire State. And, like those unfortunate ghosts, these, too,
came to reveal to mortal ears the story of their sufferings and death.
For my beloved animal was not alone: with him appeared the disembodied
ghosts of all the crowd who perished with him.
Pluto informed me that they were in such a disturbed state of mind that
they did not know much yet--most of them were not permanently
billeted--but that he himself, on account of his superior sagacity, had
been already assigned his sphere and situation. He volunteered to show
me some of the celebrities.
With a majestic motion he moved his pathetic tail, and forth they came
in grand procession, the "Happy Family" being headed by old Mother
Hubbard's dog and Dick Whittington's cat, in neighborly proximity.
From a hurried inspection I was enabled to gather the following items:
The Trojan horse was suffering from indigestion; Coleridge's "mastiff
bitch" has just become the happy mother of thirteen lovely cherubs, and
is "as well as can be expected;" "the rat that eat the malt that lay in
the house that Jack built" says the Maine Law would have spared him
that early indiscretion; Balaam's ass had his jaw tied up with the
toothache; Rozinante was in good racing condition; St. George's dragon
looks much more amiable than I should have supposed; Bucephalus and Old
Whitey had been fighting a pitched battle, and are on short allowance of
oats for insubordination; the Fee Jee mermaid said she had got tired of
her Caudal appendage, and desired me to ask Barnum, if her tail must be
continued.
Jonah's whale, some time since, swallowed the Nassau-st. four-cent man,
but gave him up, like a second Jonah, and he is now on his old
"stamping-ground" again. In the distance, I perceived John Gilpin's
horse, and the bull that was unceremoniously displaced from a well known
architectural elevation, and was informed that Nebuchadnezzar, who had
not yet lost his fondness for greens, sometimes shares their pasture
with them.
The Black Swan, the Swan of Avon, and the patriotic geese whose
intellectual cackling saved Imperial Rome, were enjoying themselves in
catching tadpoles in a duck-pond.
Walter Scott's dog Maida, Beth Gelert, Launce's dog, old dog Tray, and
the other "Tray, Blanche, and Sweet-heart," were discussing canine
politics over a beef-bone.
The Sea Serpent appeared, but was so dimly visible that I could only
judge him to be about the average length.
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