Edgar A. Poe's Raven and Barnaby Rudge's Grip had just been detected
stealing corn from a quail trap, and hiding it in an empty powder-horn.
Many other birds of note were pointed out, and their situation and
prospects explained by the obliging Pluto.
And, even as one of our most learned, wise and illustrious rulers, and
his brother Rapperites, have demonstrated that the spirits of the
departed are busied in employments similar to their earthly ones, so did
my reliable Pluto state similar facts concerning the honorable company
of beasts, birds, and reptiles. His discourse ran much as follows:
"Know, men of earth, that shadowy horses still throng your streets,
harnessed to intangible drays, and to incorporeal express wagons, and
still tailfully drag innumerable three-cent stages; they still live in
your stables, graze in your pastures, and drink at your pumps; drivers,
malignant, though unseen, still lash their unreal sides with cutting
whips, until they become overcome with ire, and viciously kick over
their spectral traces; defunct racers still haunt the scenes of their
former triumphs, skim with feet unshod round the inside track, and
scornfully turn up their goblin noses at the fastest earthly time on
record; transparent donkeys wag complacently their celestial ears, and
brush off airy flies with unsubstantial tails.
"Swine, full grown, although unseen, proud as in life, ferociously prowl
about your streets, seeking what they may devour, and expressing with
inaudible grunts their Paradisiac satisfaction; bodiless pigs squeal
under formless gates; dogs still follow, with unheard tread, their
dreamy masters, wagging their placid phantom tails, or searching through
their shaggy hides, with savage teeth, for spiritual fleas.
"Polecats, invisible, still haunt your barns, searching for airy
chickens, finding ghostly eggs in unheard of nests--then stealing and
giving odor in your cellars; apparitions of departed cats hunt pulseless
mice, and in your parlors, phantom kittens chase their goblin tails.
Henceforth, let every man take heed, lest, in pulling off his boots, he
kick his dear departed Carlo; and let every maiden lady bestow herself
in her favorite rocking-chair, in awe and perturbation, lest the
cushion be already occupied by defunct Tabby and her spectral litter."
When my darling Pluto had spoken thus, the company began to disappear. A
mist seemed gradually to envelope all, and one by one they faded from my
mortal vision, and soon all save Pluto had vanished from my sight. He
only remained, to give me one last assurance that the creed of the well
known Indian mentioned by Mr. Pope, is true--who firmly believes that in
the happy hunting ground hereafter,
"His faithful dog shall bear him company."
XXXI.
Election Day.--"Paddy" versus "Sam."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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