He rang the bell, and the door was opened with startling suddenness by
a little man with spectacles and a neatly pointed white beard. He
looked like a professor, and he was a professor—of Romance
Languages—and because of his scholarly unworldliness, he had been
cheated and swindled so many times that he had become fiercely
suspicious. He glared.
“This boy has been bitten by a dog,” Mr. Anderson explained. “And we
want to find the dog, to see—”
“Ha!” said the little man. “And what has this to do with me, pray?”
“I thought perhaps you had a dog here—”
The professor folded his arms.
“Very well!” said he. “I have. And what of it?”
“If you’ll let us see the dog—”
“Aha!” said the professor. “I see! A blackmailing scheme! You wish to
see my dog. You will then cause this child to identify the dog as the
one which bit him, in order that you may collect damages. A ve-ry
pret-ty little scheme, I must admit!”
Anderson had had a singularly trying day, and he was very weary of
this quest, anyhow.
“Nothing of the sort!” he said curtly. “If you’ll be good enough to
let us see your dog—or if you’ll give me your assurance that the
animal is perfectly healthy—”
“Don’t you give him a penny, Joseph!” cried a quavering female voice
from the dark depths of the hall.
The professor laughed ironically.
“Ve-ry pret-ty!” he repeated. “But you may as well understand, once
and for all, that I absolutely refuse to allow you to see my dog, or
to give you any assurance of any kind whatsoever.”
And nothing could move him. Mr. Anderson argued with him with as much
tact and politeness as he could manage just at that time, but in vain.
“See here!” he said at last. “Let me see the dog, and if it’s the
right one, I’ll _buy_ it. Now will you believe—”
But the professor would not believe until Anderson had signed a
document which he drew up, solemnly promising that, if the dog were
identified by Leroy as the dog which had bitten him, he, Winchell
Anderson, would purchase the said dog for the sum of twenty-five
dollars.
Then, and then only, was the dog brought into the room. And Leroy
instantly, loudly and fervently asserted that it was _the_ dog. By
this time Mr. Anderson was perfectly willing to believe him. He paid
the money and stooped to pick up the dog, a small animal, of what
might be called the spaniel type.
It snapped at him. He could not pick it up, because on the next
attempt his hand was bitten. At last, upon his paying in advance for
the telephone call, the professor summoned a taxi. Mr. Anderson could
not get the dog into the taxi, but Leroy had no trouble at all with
it. It seemed to like Leroy.
They rode home in silence, because every time Anderson uttered a word
the animal growled and struggled in the boy’s arms.
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