But London ’s so well lit, that if Diogenes Could recommence to hunt his honest man, And found him not amidst the various progenies Of this enormous city’s spreading span, ’Twere not for want of lamps to aid his dodging his Yet undiscover’d treasure. What I can, I’ve done to find the same throughout life’s journey, But see the world is only one attorney. Over the stones still rattling up Pall Mall, Through crowds and carriages, but waxing thinner As thunder’d knockers broke the long seal’d spell Of doors ’gainst duns, and to an early dinner Admitted a small party as night fell,— Don Juan, our young diplomatic sinner, Pursued his path, and drove past some hotels, St. James’s Palace and St. James’s ‘Hells.’ They reach’d the hotel: forth stream’d from the front door A tide of well-clad waiters, and around The mob stood, and as usual several score Of those pedestrian Paphians who abound In decent London when the daylight ’s o’er; Commodious but immoral, they are found Useful, like Malthus, in promoting marriage.— But Juan now is stepping from his carriage Into one of the sweetest of hotels, Especially for foreigners—and mostly For those whom favour or whom fortune swells, And cannot find a bill’s small items costly. There many an envoy either dwelt or dwells (The den of many a diplomatic lost lie), Until to some conspicuous square they pass, And blazon o’er the door their names in brass. Juan, whose was a delicate commission, Private, though publicly important, bore No title to point out with due precision The exact affair on which he was sent o’er. ’Twas merely known, that on a secret mission A foreigner of rank had graced our shore, Young, handsome, and accomplish’d, who was said (In whispers) to have turn’d his sovereign’s head. Some rumour also of some strange adventures Had gone before him, and his wars and loves; And as romantic heads are pretty painters, And, above all, an Englishwoman’s roves Into the excursive, breaking the indentures Of sober reason wheresoe’er it moves, He found himself extremely in the fashion, Which serves our thinking people for a passion. I don’t mean that they are passionless, but quite The contrary; but then ’tis in the head; Yet as the consequences are as bright As if they acted with the heart instead, What after all can signify the site Of ladies’ lucubrations? So they lead In safety to the place for which you start, What matters if the road be head or heart? Juan presented in the proper place, To proper placemen, every Russ credential; And was received with all the due grimace By those who govern in the mood potential, Who, seeing a handsome stripling with smooth face, Thought (what in state affairs is most essential) That they as easily might do the youngster, As hawks may pounce upon a woodland songster.