They err’d, as aged men will do; but by And by we’ll talk of that; and if we don’t, ’Twill be because our notion is not high Of politicians and their double front, Who live by lies, yet dare not boldly lie:— Now what I love in women is, they won’t Or can’t do otherwise than lie, but do it So well, the very truth seems falsehood to it. And, after all, what is a lie? ’Tis but The truth in masquerade; and I defy Historians, heroes, lawyers, priests, to put A fact without some leaven of a lie. The very shadow of true Truth would shut Up annals, revelations, poesy, And prophecy—except it should be dated Some years before the incidents related. Praised be all liars and all lies! Who now Can tax my mild Muse with misanthropy? She rings the world’s ‘Te Deum,’ and her brow Blushes for those who will not:—but to sigh Is idle; let us like most others bow, Kiss hands, feet, any part of majesty, After the good example of ‘Green Erin,’ Whose shamrock now seems rather worse for wearing. Don Juan was presented, and his dress And mien excited general admiration— I don’t know which was more admired or less: One monstrous diamond drew much observation, Which Catherine in a moment of ‘ivresse’ (In love or brandy’s fervent fermentation) Bestow’d upon him, as the public learn’d; And, to say truth, it had been fairly earn’d. Besides the ministers and underlings, Who must be courteous to the accredited Diplomatists of rather wavering kings, Until their royal riddle ’s fully read, The very clerks,—those somewhat dirty springs Of office, or the house of office, fed By foul corruption into streams,—even they Were hardly rude enough to earn their pay: And insolence no doubt is what they are Employ’d for, since it is their daily labour, In the dear offices of peace or war; And should you doubt, pray ask of your next neighbour, When for a passport, or some other bar To freedom, he applied (a grief and a bore), If he found not his spawn of taxborn riches, Like lap-dogs, the least civil sons of b—s. But Juan was received with much ‘empressement:’— These phrases of refinement I must borrow From our next neighbours’ land, where, like a chessman, There is a move set down for joy or sorrow Not only in mere talking, but the press. Man In islands is, it seems, downright and thorough, More than on continents—as if the sea (See Billingsgate) made even the tongue more free. And yet the British ‘Damme’ ’s rather Attic: Your continental oaths are but incontinent, And turn on things which no aristocratic Spirit would name, and therefore even I won’t anent This subject quote; as it would be schismatic In politesse, and have a sound affronting in ’t:— But ‘Damme’ ’s quite ethereal, though too daring— Platonic blasphemy, the soul of swearing.