And Juan, too, was help’d out from his dream, Or sleep, or whatso’er it was, by feeling A most prodigious appetite: the steam Of Zoe’s cookery no doubt was stealing Upon his senses, and the kindling beam Of the new fire, which Zoe kept up, kneeling To stir her viands, made him quite awake And long for food, but chiefly a beef-steak. But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat’s flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on: But this occurs but seldom, between whiles, For some of these are rocks with scarce a hut on; Others are fair and fertile, among which This, though not large, was one of the most rich. I say that beef is rare, and can’t help thinking That the old fable of the Minotaur— From which our modern morals rightly shrinking Condemn the royal lady’s taste who wore A cow’s shape for a mask—was only (sinking The allegory) a mere type, no more, That Pasiphae promoted breeding cattle, To make the Cretans bloodier in battle. For we all know that English people are Fed upon beef—I won’t say much of beer, Because ’tis liquor only, and being far From this my subject, has no business here; We know, too, they are very fond of war, A pleasure—like all pleasures—rather dear; So were the Cretans—from which I infer That beef and battles both were owing to her. But to resume. The languid Juan raised His head upon his elbow, and he saw A sight on which he had not lately gazed, As all his latter meals had been quite raw, Three or four things, for which the Lord he praised, And, feeling still the famish’d vulture gnaw, He fell upon whate’er was offer’d, like A priest, a shark, an alderman, or pike. He ate, and he was well supplied: and she, Who watch’d him like a mother, would have fed Him past all bounds, because she smiled to see Such appetite in one she had deem’d dead; But Zoe, being older than Haidee, Knew (by tradition, for she ne’er had read) That famish’d people must be slowly nurst, And fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst. And so she took the liberty to state, Rather by deeds than words, because the case Was urgent, that the gentleman, whose fate Had made her mistress quit her bed to trace The sea-shore at this hour, must leave his plate, Unless he wish’d to die upon the place— She snatch’d it, and refused another morsel, Saying, he had gorged enough to make a horse ill. Next they—he being naked, save a tatter’d Pair of scarce decent trowsers—went to work, And in the fire his recent rags they scatter’d, And dress’d him, for the present, like a Turk, Or Greek—that is, although it not much matter’d, Omitting turban, slippers, pistols, dirk,— They furnish’d him, entire, except some stitches, With a clean shirt, and very spacious breeches.