Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
“I thought we mid go to London,” cried Miss Jesty triumphantly. “I have
always longed to go to London an’ see the sights there, an’ go to the
theayters. There! Susan Inkpen as wed Miller Dewey did go up to London
for her honeymoon.”
“For her what?” interrupted Faithfull.
“For her honeymoon--her weddin’ journey--the jaunt what folks do take
when they gets wed.”
“Oh, to be sure,” said the carpenter. “An’ you an’ me be to go to
London for our honeymoon, be we?”
“’E-es,” cried Martha with a chuckle. “We’ll have a rale week’s
pleasurin’, you an’ me. If ’tis winter-time--as most like ’twill be, on
account o’ poor father’s sky-attics, you know--the pantomines ’ull be
goin’ on. Susan Dewey did go, an’ she said they was the wonderfullest
things, wi’ fairies an’ mermaids, an’ sich-like, an’ Clown an’
Pantaloon a-knockin’ of each other about. There, she an’ her husband
did fair split their sides wi’ laughin’.”
William appeared to survey this prospect stolidly, and made no comment,
and Miss Jesty continued eagerly:--
“Then there’d be the Waxworks, an’ the Zoo, where all the wild beasts
is kept; an’ we’d go an’ see the Tower o’ London, where all the king’s
jools an’ suits of armour is set out, an’ we’d go to Westminster
Abbey----”
“What’s that?” inquired Mr. Faithfull dubiously.
Martha was taken aback for a moment.
“Susan went to see it,” said she hesitatingly, “so I s’pose ’tis worth
lookin’ at. ’Tis a wold ancient church.”
“A wold church?” repeated William, shaking his head. “I d’ ’low
I shouldn’t care so much to see that. I’d sooner wait till ’twas
done-up fresh-like. I never cared at all for goin’ into our church
till the Rector had it cleaned and painted-up so good as new. I
think ’t ’ud be a foolish kind o’ thing to go trapesin’ off to
yon--what-d’-ye-call-it--Abbey till they get it repaired.”
“Maybe not,” agreed Martha cheerfully; “there’s plenty more to be seen
wi’out that. Well, I hope the Lord ’ull spare father so long as it be
good for en, poor dear man, but if he was to be took, I hope as it may
be in the winter, William.”
William, who had been trailing beside her arm-in-crook, suddenly
stopped short and faced her with a determined air.
“Whether he do go in winter or whether he do go in summer, Martha,”
said he, “you an’ me must be called home so soon as he be laid
underground, mind that.”
And having come to the turn in the lane where they usually parted,
William went his way, leaving Martha somewhat in doubt whether to be
pleased at this proof of ardour or indignant at the sudden display of
spirit.
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