Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
A wilful woman is proverbially supposed to have her way, yet it
sometimes happens that, even when she proposes, Heaven disposes events
otherwise than she would have had them. Thus, though Martha Jesty had
made arrangements for her father to depart this life in the winter--a
time when business should be conveniently slack--that worthy old
gentleman was removed from this earthly sphere in the very height of
summer, when the harvest was in full swing, and more than an ordinary
number of tourists halted daily for refreshment at the Pure Drop.
Tidings of this melancholy event were imparted to William by a group
who entered his yard on the morning of the occurrence, each eager
to be the first to tell the news. That old Mr. Jesty was gone was
an incontrovertible fact, but none of the newsmongers could agree
as to the precise ailment which had carried him off. He had had a
bit of a cold for a day or two, but while some said it had turned to
“browntitus,” others were sure it was “poomonia,” and one shrill-voiced
old lady delivered it as her opinion that nothing short of an
“apple-complex” could have carried him off that sudden.
Beyond sundry “ohs” and “ahs” and grunts indicative of surprise
and sympathy, William made no remark, though when one facetious
bystander observed that it would be his turn next--a somewhat obscure
phrase, which might be interpreted in a variety of ways--he grinned
appreciatively.
No sooner had the gossips departed, however, than he went indoors and
assumed his coat, and immediately betook himself, not to the Pure Drop,
but to the Rectory.
“The Reverend,” as his parishioners frequently called him, was sitting
in his study, tranquilly reading his _Times_, when William Faithfull
was ushered in.
“You’ll have heard the noos, sir,” he began abruptly; “old Abel Jesty
up to the Pure Drop, he’s gone at last.”
“Oh!” said the Rector, looking rather startled; “that’s sudden, isn’t
it?”
“’E-es,” said William, with a wooden face; “sudden but not unpre-pared.
Martha has been a-lookin’ for en to go this ten year.”
“Oh!” said the Rector again, this time a little uncertainly.
“’E-es,” resumed William; “I thought I’d call an’ tell ye, so as ye
need lose no time in settling things.”
“About the funeral, I suppose you mean?” put in the clergyman as he
paused.
“No,” said William, who was gazing not only over the Rector’s head,
but apparently through the wall at some distant sky-line; “about the
weddin’--mine an’ Martha’s. Ye mid call us over on Sunday.”
“Really, William, I think that is too sudden,” said the Rector; “why,
the poor old man won’t have been dead a week!”
“He be so dead as ever he’ll be,” returned William, still gazing
impenetrably at that far point in an imaginary horizon. “Martha an’ I
have a-made it up years ago, an’ settled as she’d not keep me waitin’
no longer after her father was took. I’ll thank ye to call us home,
sir.”
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