Dot and Tot of MerrylandBaum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
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Dot and Tot of Merryland
Baum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
Fantasy fiction
Dot shook hands with him, of course; but it made her shiver a little,
the hand felt so soft and flabby; and when she withdrew her own hand
she noticed upon it a fine white powder like flour. This she brushed
off, but the little man laughed and said. "It's only powdered sugar,
my dear. I'm obliged to keep myself covered with it, you know, so I
won't stick to things."
"But--but I don't understand," stammered the girl. "Aren't you made
like other people?"
"Certainly; I am made like everyone I have ever seen until I met you
and this little boy. It strikes me you are the ones who are queerly
made. You don't seem to be candy at all."
"Oh no!" said Dot, in a matter-of-fact way. "We're just flesh and
blood and bones."
"And clothes," added Tot, who was looking with greedy eyes at the
strange little man.
"Well, well!" said the man, thoughtfully tapping the ground with his
cane; "what strange creatures you must be. In this Valley everyone is
made of candy."
"And everything else is candy," exclaimed the little woman, who was
peering over the man's shoulder and had not spoken before.
"Oh yes; everything we know of is candy except the river," continued
the man.
"Are you candy?" asked Tot, with wide open eyes.
"To be sure. My bones are all made of stick candy and my flesh is
marshmallow. That is why I must keep myself covered with powdered
sugar; otherwise I would melt or stick to everything I touched. My
wife is made in the same way, and we are very proud to know we are
very pure and wholesome."
"What do you eat?" asked Tot, curiously.
"We eat candy, of course; that is what makes us so fat. Candy is very
fattening, you know," said the little man cheerfully.
"But you haven't any teeth," remarked Dot, who had noticed this fact.
"Teeth! Certainly not. No one can eat much candy and still have
teeth. Haven't you heard that candy always destroys a person's
teeth?"
"I've been told so," replied Dot.
"But we get along very nicely without them. Indeed, our lives are
decidedly sweet and peaceful."
Just then they heard a shrill scream, and at once the woman rushed
toward the house, running in a very comical manner because she was so
short and fat.
"That's the voice of our youngest child, the baby," explained the
man. "I fear some accident has happened to it. One of our greatest
troubles is that we cannot depend upon our colored servants, who are
chocolate. Chocolates can seldom be depended on, you know."
"I hope nothing serious has happened to your baby," said Dot, with
ready sympathy.
"Probably not," answered the candy man. "But I hope you will now
permit me to escort you to my house. You must be hungry; and I will
have luncheon served at once."
"Thank you," said Dot.
So, led by their fat little host, who waddled as he walked in a way
that made Tot laugh, they went to the house and were ushered into the
front parlor.
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