Inventors -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"Oh?" he said, as four shimmering discs began to coalesce and shape
themselves. "What, then?"
"It's not that I don't appreciate the side-effect benefits of free
cornflake dinners," I said, speaking carefully and somberly, to hold
his attention. "But isn't it going to put a crimp in our anti-gravity
machine sales? Even at a mere mile in height, it means that the spot
beneath it is due for a deluge of five-thousand-two-hundred-eighty bowls
of cornflakes. Not to mention all those toothpicks, napkins and spoons!"
Artie's face went grave. "Not to mention the
five-thousand-two-hundred-seventy-nine of the same that the spot beneath
would get from the gadget when it was just one foot _short_ of the mile!"
"Of course," I said, calculating rapidly as the five-foot mark produced
a neat quintet of everything, a quintet which crashed noisily onto the
ten lookalikes below it as the machine bobbed silently to the six-foot
mark, "we have one interesting thing in our favor: the time element."
"How so?" said Artie, craning over my shoulder to try and read my lousy
calligraphics on the pad.
* * * * *
"Well," I said, pointing to each notation in turn, "the first batch,
bowl-to-toothpick, took twenty seconds, if we include the time-lapse
while the machine was ascending to the one-foot mark."
"Uh-huh," he nodded. "I see. So?"
"So the second batch took double. Forty seconds. Not only did it require
thirty-six seconds for the formation of the stuff, it took the machine
twice as many seconds to reach the two-foot mark."
"I get it," he said. "So I suppose it took three times the base number
for the third batch?"
"Right. A full minute. And the materialization of the objects is--Boy,
that's noisy!" I interrupted myself as batch number six came smashing
down. "--always at a point where the objects fit into a theoretical
conical section below the machine."
"How's that again?" said Artie.
"Well, bowl number one formed just below the exhaust vent of the central
cylinder. Bowls two and three, or--if you prefer--bowl-batch two,
formed about six inches lower, edge to edge, at the cross-section of an
imaginary cone (whose rather truncated apex is the exhaust vent) that
seems to form a vertical angle of thirty degrees."
"In other words," said Artie, "each new formation comes in a spot
beneath this cone where it's possible for the new formations to
materialize side-by-side, right?" When I nodded, he said, "Fine. But so
what?"
"It means that each new materialization occurs at a steadily increasing
height, but one which--" I calculated briefly on the pad "--is never
greater than two-thirds the height of the machine itself."
Artie looked blank. "Thank you very kindly for the math lesson," he said
finally, "but I still don't see what you are driving at, Burt. How does
this present a problem?"
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