“Neither could I,” says Chuck. “I’m sore all over. Let’s wait until
tomorrow. Muley will be there just the same.”
“We’ll go in the buckboard,” says the old man. “In a case like this
I’d go if I had to walk.”
“I’d admire to walk,” says Chuck, but the old man goes after the team,
and me and Chuck helps each other limp to the bunk-house.
“Shake hands with a murderer, Henry,” says Chuck, offering his hand.
“I’ve killed the old man and crippled Doughgod for life—in my mind.
You and me will spend the evening and night in the Paradise jail,
Henry Clay Peck.”
“Can’t yuh think of nothing cheerful to sing?” I asks. “If we’re in
jail we never will find that box. Think!”
“Think ——!” yelps Chuck, going to the door. “I’m going to enjoy the
untainted air as long as I can.”
I rustles out my war-sack and puts on clean clothes. It’s liable to be
some time before I gets a chance to change again. Chuck comes back
after a while and sets down on the bunk, disconsolate-like, and plays
“Just Before the Battle, Mother” on his mouth-organ. Pretty soon the
old man yells to us.
We walks out, slow-like, and I climbs, painfully, into the seat with
the old man. Chuck holds the team by the bits until we’re all set.
Then he lets loose and hops aboard as we goes past. We whirls out of
the yard and hits the road on the run. Sudden-like that equipage does
a high dive on one side, and yours truly stands on his head in a
mesquite bush.
When I gets through making a cactus pincushion of my cranium, I riseth
up and looks around.
Down the road about fifty yards sets the old man, gazing off down the
road, and cussing at a piece of line he’s still got in one hand. I
hears a groan across the road, and Chuck’s head sticks up out of the
brush. The old man gets up out of the road and painfully dusts off the
seat of his pants. He plods up to us and looks us over.
“By cripes!” he snorts, “I ain’t suspicious of nobody on earth. I’m a
man among men, and I don’t suspicion nobody, but if that wasn’t foul
play I’ll eat the whole ranch. Now, I’ll haul you hombres to town in a
lumber wagon.”
He plods on to the house, while I extracts cactus spines and cuss
words from my carcass. Chuck limps over and rubs his hip.
“Light on a rock?” I asks, and he feels of his hip some more.
He reaches into his hip pocket, takes out an object and tosses it on
the ground.
“Lit right on the darned thing!” he groans.
It’s the nut off a front wheel of that buckboard. I kicks it off into
the brush, and rolls a smoke.
“Well,” says he, after a while, “you can give me credit for blocking
the wheels of progress for a minute, can’t yuh? I’ll likely have to
stand up all the way to town.”
“We’ll get plenty of time to rest,” says I.
* * * * *
We got to Paradise, but it wasn’t no pleasure-ride, and the first
person we see is Mighty Jones.
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