Frenchy didn’t say a word, but we can see that he’s a heap annoyed. We
strings out down the trail, and when we’re about two hundred yards
from the camp, comes a splintering noise, and the report of a big
rifle. Me and Chuck throws our broncs off the trail and gets down. We
can hear Muley complaining about things, and we asks him why he feels
so cross.
“Danged old pelican!” he wails. “That bullet cut the corner off our
box!”
“You still got it, ain’t yuh?” I asks.
“Uh-huh, I got her, Hen, but she almost met her Waterloo on a rock.
Reckon it loosened all the nails. Shall we go back and smoke up that
old coot?”
“Next Christmas,” replies Chuck. “That old coot has got a Sharps
.45-70, and the Warners don’t care for that style of death. He’s
crazy, Muley, and we’d put ourselves in his class if we went back.”
We lifts that box back on Muley’s saddle, and went on.
We hits the road, and makes good lime for a mile or two, when we meets
Mighty Jones. He stops and we exchanges pleasantries. We comments on
the weather, the crops—which theer ain’t none—and the general wear and
tear on the human race. Muley switches the position of that box, and
the next second we’re covered by Mighty Jones. I starts to grin, but
when I sees that Mighty is in earnest I irons my face out flat again.
“Hands up!” he snaps, and Muley lets that box slip. She hits the
ground and rolls over. I glances at Mighty, and he’s got the look on
his face of a man who has seen all there is in life, but ain’t ready
to go blind.
“My ——!” he gasps, whirls his bronc around and gallops off down the
road like a crazy man, holding on to his hat with one hand and fanning
his bronc with the other.
We watches him fade away in the dust, and puts our hands down.
“Of all the locoed actions on earth that’s the sharp end of the
limit,” proclaims Muley, sliding off his bronc.
That last shock was almost too much for that box, ’cause when Muley
essays to lift her she sort ’a’ opened on one end.
* * * * *
Muley holds his position for a moment, straightens up and gets on his
bronc without taking his eyes off the box. He spurs his bronc,
easy-like, until he’s a few feet away from that box, and then he
imitates Mighty Jones.
Me and Chuck puffs away on our cigarets and watches Muley depart.
“I’ll likely get scared, too, but I’m taking a chance,” states Chuck,
and walks over to the box.
He sighs deep-like, and takes off his hat.
“Henry Peck, there must be a Supreme Being what watches over fools and
cow-punchers. This box is full of eighty per cent. dynamite. Come and
take a look.”
“Your word is as good as gold, Chuck. That stuff must have a good
disposition to stand all that grief. Let’s go home before something
happens to irritate it.”
We finds Muley at the ford, but he ain’t got much to say. He asks
Chuck if he saw what was in that box, and Chuck said that he did.
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