It is the end of August, and society has gone out of town. Sporting
people have gone to Goodwood; and the Lawn, at the period of our story,
as yet uninvaded by objectionable persons, promises to present, as it
hitherto has always presented, a _parterre_ of aristocratic beauty.
There is no "limited mail" in these days; but they could tell you at
Euston Square of seats for the North booked many days in advance. And
there are no Cook's tourists; and yet it would seem impossible that
the boats leaving Dover twice a day for the great continental routes
_vid_ Calais and Ostend, could possibly carry more passengers. That
was before the contemptible German system of _battues_ was allowed
among us, when _dreib-jagds_ were almost unknown in England, and when
a day's shooting meant exercise, trouble, and skill, not warm corners
and wholesale slaughter; but Purdays and Lancasters, though mere
muzzle-loaders, did their work, and Grant's gaiters were to be found on
most of the right sort throughout the English counties.
The physicians and the great surgeons have struck work--it is no
good remaining in a place where there are no patients--and having
delegated their practice _pro tem_. to some less fortunate brother--who
devoutly prays that chance may bring some rich or celebrated person
unexpectedly to town, then and there to be stricken with illness, and
left in his, the substitute's, hands--they are away shooting in the
Highlands, swarming up Swiss mountains, lounging at German Brunnen,
but never losing the soft placid manner and the dulcet tone which seem
to imbue their every speech and action with a certain professional
air, as though they were saying, "Hum! ha! ye-es, certainly; show me
the tongue, please--ah!" and wherever they may be, the scent of the
hospital is over them still.
Passing through Edinburgh, on his way to his shooting in Aberdeenshire,
Mr. Fleem, President of the College of Surgeons, gives up a week of his
hard-earned holiday to the society of Sir Annis Thettick, the great
Scotch operator, and the pair indulge in many a sanguinary colloquy;
little Dr. Payne leaves Mrs. Payne to be escorted up and down the
_allées_ of Baden-Baden by trim-waisted Prussian and Austrian officers,
or by such of her compatriot acquaintances as she may find there (all
of whom are too glad to pay court to so charming a woman), while he
is closeted with Herr Doctor Von Glauber, Hof-Arzt to his Effulgency
the reigning Duke of Schweinerei, with whom he exchanges the most
confidential communications, resulting on both sides in a belief that
the real knowledge of either of them is extremely limited.
In those charming courts and groves dedicated to the study and practice
of the law there is also tranquillity, not to say stagnation, for the
long vacation has commenced, and the Law is out of town.
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