Read the fact in the closed courts of Westminster Hall--in the Hall
itself, no longer filled with the anxious faces of suitors, the flying
forms of bewigged barristers, or fragrant with the sprinkled snuff of
agitated attorneys, but now given up to marchings and counter-marchings
of newly-fledged volunteers, who--it is the first year of the
movement--are longing to be taking martial exercise in the wilds of
Wimbledon or on the plains of Putney, but, deterred by the rain, are
fain to put up with the large area of Westminster Hall, and to undergo
the torture of the professional drill-sergeant before the eyes of a
gaping and a grinning audience.
Read the fact in the closed oaks of every set of chambers, each door
bearing its coffin-plate-like announcement that messages and parcels
are to be left at the porter's lodge; in the sounds of revelry that
proceed from the attorneys' offices, where the scrubs left in town
are amusing themselves with effervescing drinks and negro minstrelsy,
oblivious of executors, and administrators, and hereditaments; while
the "chief" is at Bognor with his wife and children, the "Chancery" is
geologising at Staffa, and the "Common-law" is living up at Laleham
Ferry, and washing off all reminiscence of John Doe and Richard Roe in
daily matutinal plunges off the bar at Penton Hook.
All the members of the Bar, great and small, are away. Heaven
alone knows where the Great Seal may be hidden, but it is certain
that the keeper of it and the Sovereign's conscience--a tall,
straggling-whiskered, gray-haired gentleman--has been seen, with a
wideawake hat on his head and a gun in his hand, "potting" rabbits on
a Wiltshire common, and has been pointed out seated in a dog-cart at
a little railway-station as the "Lar' Chance'lar" to the wondering
bumpkins, who fully expected to see him in full-bottomed wig and
gold-fringed robes, and who were consequently wofully disappointed,
and thought his lordship of but "little 'count." Tocsin, the great
gladiator, who wrestles with his professional opponents and flings them
heavily, cross-buttocks the jury, and has been known, metaphorically,
to give that peculiar British blow known as "one" to the judge
himself--Tocsin, whose arrival at the Old Bailey (never appearing
there unless specially retained) arouses interest in the languid
ushers and door-porters, used up with constant criminal details, but
sure of some excitement when Tocsin leads--Tocsin is at Broadstairs,
swimming and walking with his boys during the day, and of an evening
very much interested, and not unfrequently affected to tears, by the
Minerva-Press novels, obtained from the little library, which he reads
aloud to his wife. Mr. Serjeant Slink, leader at the Parliamentary Bar,
whose professional life is passed in denouncing the aristocracy of
this country as stifling all freedom of political opinion by threats
or bribery, is staying with the Duke and Duchess of Potiphar at their
villa on the Lake of Como; and Mr.
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