_The Young Man:_ Neither. I got my education in Wall Street. But I often think it would have been cheaper for me to have gone through college. _Old Bonder:_ Perhaps so, young man; but them useful educations costs something.] [Illustration: ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. IT’S A LOVE SONG, AND SUNG WITH DEEP FEELING, AS HER THOUGHTS ARE WITH TOM IN A FAR-AWAY LAND.] [Illustration: THE REAL EXHIBIT AT THE HORSE SHOW.] [Illustration: THE HORSE SHOW. HOW THE ANIMALS APPEAR FROM THE BOXES.] [Illustration: _He:_ ROBINSON IS VERY ANXIOUS TO MARRY AGAIN. _She:_ WHY, I DIDN’T KNOW HIS WIFE WAS DEAD. _He:_ SHE ISN’T. THAT’S THE REASON HE IS SO ANXIOUS ABOUT IT--SHE IS WITH HIM NOW.] [Illustration: HINT FOR A HOSTESS. FILL A CLOSE ROOM ON A HOT NIGHT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME TO THE COUNTRY TO BE COOL.] [Illustration: “GEORGE, FATHER HAS FAILED.” “THAT’S JUST LIKE HIM. I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG, DARLING, THAT HE WAS GOING TO DO ALL HE COULD TO KEEP US FROM MARRYING.”] [Illustration: AN AFTERNOON RECEPTION IN HERCULANEUM.] [Illustration: REVISED. MARCH FOURTH COMES IN LIKE A TIGER AND GOES OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANT.] [Illustration: TIME!] [Illustration: AT THE GOLDEN SIGN.] [Illustration: THE SALONS OF NEW YORK. AT MRS. FLAT SHARP’S.] [Illustration: THE SALONS OF NEW YORK. AN EVENING WITH THE GENTLEMEN’S SONS CHOWDER CLUB.] [Illustration: THE SALONS OF NEW YORK. AT MRS. HOWARD VAN TOPPING’S.] [Illustration: THE SALONS OF NEW YORK. AT MRS. DAUBLEIGH CHROME’S.] [Illustration: A MODERN DANIEL.] [Illustration: THE JURY.] [Illustration: GULLEM AT THE ADVICE OF HIS PHYSICIAN TAKES OUT-OF-DOOR EXERCISE.] [Illustration: _Elderly Suitor_ (_sarcastically_): HOW DOES YOUR KINDERGARTEN GET ON, MISS BLACK? _Miss Black_ (_sweetly_): WELL, IT IS BETTER THAN RUNNING AN OLD MAN’S HOME.] [Illustration: AT THE SUMMER HOTEL. THE PROMINENT CITIZEN WHO WROTE A MONTH AGO ENGAGING THE BEST ROOMS IN THE HOUSE.] [Illustration: THE EYES OF LOVE. “BUT, ETHEL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS YOUNG MAN LOVES YOU? HAS HE TOLD YOU SO? “ON, NO, MAMMA!BUT IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING AT HIM!”] [Illustration: HER PUNISHMENT. HER BOY IS NOT INTERESTING, BUT HE HAS A FRUGAL MIND, AND IS MUCH LIKE HIS FATHER.] [Illustration: SOCIAL PASTIMES. “SHE IS AT HOME! HOW PROVOKING!” “HORRORS! WELL, TELL THEM I WILL BE RIGHT DOWN.”] [Illustration: NOT A GHOST. IT IS ONLY POOR JIM, WHO HAPPENED TO MARRY THE WRONG GIRL; AND SOMETIMES WHEN SHE IS PARTICULARLY UNENDURABLE, HE REMEMBERS THE OTHER ONE.] [Illustration: “THERE IS NO HARM IN A SUMMER FLIRTATION,” SAYS MANY A YOUNG MAN. BUT WHAT IS FAIR FOR ONE IS FAIR FOR THE OTHER, AND WHEN IT COMES TO THE MORE SERIOUS BUSINESS OF LIFE, THIS YOUNG MAN SHOULD HE THE LAST TO BLAME HER FOR EXERCISING A LITTLE FORETHOUGHT.] [Illustration: THE RIVAL OPERAS.] [Illustration: NOT A FLATTERER. _She:_ ALL OF WHICH ONLY CONVINCES ME THAT YOU MARRIED ME FOR MY MONEY.