Country life -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
through at the fingertips--“Alas, you come too late! This conduct is
fitting and meritorious on your part, and indeed I always expected it of
you, sooner or later; but the die is cast, and you may go home again and
bewail at your leisure this too tardy repentance of yours. For me, I am
vowed and dedicated, and my relations henceforth are austerity and holy
works. Once a month, should you wish it, it shall be your privilege to
come and gaze at me through this very solid grating; but--” Whack! A
well-aimed clod of garden soil, whizzing just past my ear, starred on a
tree-trunk behind, spattering me with dirt, The present came back to me
in a flash, and I nimbly took cover behind the trees, realizing that the
enemy was up and abroad, with ambuscades, alarms, and thrilling sallies.
It was the gardener's boy, I knew well enough; a red proletariat, who
hated me just because I was a gentleman. Hastily picking up a nice
sticky clod in one hand, with the other I delicately projected my hat
beyond the shelter of the tree-trunk. I had not fought with Red-skins
all these years for nothing. As I had expected, another clod, of the
first class for size and stickiness, took my poor hat full in the
centre. Then, Ajax-like, shouting terribly, I issued from shelter
and discharged my ammunition. Woe then for the gardener's boy, who,
unprepared, skipping in premature triumph, took the clod full in his
stomach! He, the foolish one, witless on whose side the gods were
fighting that day, discharged yet other missiles, wavering and wide of
the mark; for his wind had been taken with the first clod, and he shot
wildly, as one already desperate and in flight. I got another clod in at
short range; we clinched on the brow of the hill, and rolled down to the
bottom together. When he had shaken himself free and regained his legs,
he trotted smartly off in the direction of his mother's cottage; but
over his shoulder he discharged at me both imprecation and deprecation,
menace mixed up with an under-current of tears.
But as for me, I made off smartly for the road, my frame tingling, my
head high, with never a backward look at the Settlement of suggestive
aspect, or at my well-planned future which lay in fragments around it.
Life had its jollities, then; life was action, contest, victory! The
present was rosy once more, surprises lurked on every side, and I was
beginning to feel villainously hungry.
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