From where and when he came here nobody knows. But all the antiquarians
on 28th Street swear--and some of these gentlemen are much older than
the antiques they sell--that Signor was there before any of them was
born, that his shop is the oldest on the street.
They also assure you that he can "smell" a fake antique from a distance.
In fact, they maintain, this sixth sense of Signor has been his undoing.
He could not "guarantee" the genuineness of an article. He knew too
much.
Most of the others guaranteed in good faith and ignorance thousands of
pieces, and made fortunes, where Signor only shook his head derisively.
They have sold "genuine" Memlings to collecting millionaires, swords of
Gaspard Olivares and statues of Osiris as well as Chinese porcelains and
Buddhas, the origin of which they refused to know, while Signor
maintained that the real things still on the market would not fill a
good sized shoe.
On the dusty shelves in Signor's store are pieces in brass, pewter,
glass and iron of no particular artistic value, but the origin of each
thing is guaranteed by the dusty old man.
He will tell you the whole history of every bit of metal in his shop.
And if you think him stark mad when he announces the price of the iron
hinge on which once hung the principal door of the Amiens Cathedral, or
of the brass lantern which once adorned the nuptial chambers of the Moor
King Mambrin of Don Quixote fame--if you are stunned by Signor's prices
he will tell you that all these things are "unique."
Signor never owned or sold a thing which was not unique. He has
investigated that Cathedral door hinge and convinced himself that the
upper hinge on which now hangs the door is a new one. As to the brass
lantern, he has a hundred authorities to strengthen his allegation.
One must know that Signor does not deal in things that have their
counterpart somewhere on this planet.
But above all, Signor has always been proud of his collection of stamps.
Among the philatelists the world over he is listed as the owner of the
most searched for stamps.
There are standing offers of thousands of dollars for some of the little
colored squares of paper Signor is tucking safely away in his heavy safe
every sundown. Bent over his little desk in a corner of his darkened
shop, the old man is daily examining his stamp collection.
He looks them over again and again; treats them, where there is
suspicion of decay, nurses them back to health, using medicines from
labelled bottles or by exposing them to the air after mid-day, when the
rays of the sun no longer affect color and tissue.
No living thing ever had his care. To these square pieces of paper he
has devoted all his life. To obtain them he has schemed and worried and
worked and lived.
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