During the whole voyage he had dreamed of getting a position as a
beadle--and now, suddenly, it was being realized. The silken blouses he
saw spread out between bunches of radishes and beets on the pushcarts
of Orchard Street were now almost within his grasp. He would buy one for
his wife with the first money he earned. On another pushcart were toys,
leftovers, seconds from last Christmas. He would buy a horse for his
little son. All those luxurious things he saw in the windows of the
stores were to be for him also. And a three-room flat, with water from
faucets, a dumb-waiter, and other new world wonders.
A beadle! Was there ever a higher position in life?
"Isaac," his uncle suddenly cut in on his dreams, "if Mr. Rosen, the
President, asks you how much you want, you should answer that you will
be satisfied with the same amount as the former beadle received." And
before Cohen had time to say a word the uncle continued--"and here we
are--second floor front. Let's hope for the best."
"Amen," said Cohen.
Mr. Rosen, the President of the Odessa Synagogue, was a very fine old
gentleman. He had come to New York twenty years before Cohen, and
prospered in the insurance business. He was a member of at least twenty
societies. Half of his income was paid in dues to the organizations to
which he belonged. Half of the Jewish population were his "brothers." Of
course they were all insured through him.
Brother Rosen received Cohen very nicely, and Isaac Cohen made a very
good impression on him.
"A nephew of yours is certainly a very desirable asset to our community,
I am sure, brother Cohen. The position of beadle in our synagogue is a
very honorable one."
The President then turned his attention to the applicant who was
nonplussed by the riches of the house. Velvet on every chair. Big brass
chandeliers and a world of photographs depicting the host in all his
glory as President of twenty lodges. Rosen watched the effect on the
newcomer, then he spoke.
"You could enter upon your duties even to-day. I am sure you know all
about them. The beadle about to leave us will instruct you and show you
all the details of the work. He is a very good man, old Reb Baruch, Mr.
Cohen, only we always had trouble with him on account of his
handwriting. You know he has to enter in the book names and dates of
births, marriages and deaths. Well, nobody can read his handwriting, not
even himself; and on account of this we had a lot of trouble."
Isaac Cohen paled. He almost fainted there.
"What is the trouble?" the two men asked.
"I can't--write--never learned--to write," Isaac stammered.
And so the dream of being the beadle of the Odessa Synagogue or any
other synagogue was shattered.
On returning to his uncle's home he was given a lecture by his aunt. He
had to make a living. The long and short of it was that they gave him a
twenty-dollar bill and told him to go and shift for himself.
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