Samuels waited in the wings for his cue. He had to come in with majestic
steps and utter his decision to leave his faithless spouse to her
lover. Oh how he chafed, waiting for his cue! It was to take the house
by storm. He was to outshine even the star.
And--the cue was given, Kashin near him--everything in order. But just
as he opened the door, Kashin gently but firmly stepped on poor
Samuels's corn--on the little toe.
The pain was so terrible that the actor stumbled and limped on the stage
with one foot in his hands. Mechanically he said his lines. Instead of
using a stentorian voice with face to the gallery, he drawled them out
in a plaintive tone, like a whimpering dog, looking at the stage door,
with his back to the audience.
It was so funny that the audience roared with laughter and could not be
brought to its senses. The heroine cried and pleaded, but it did not
help. The gallery continued to laugh. When the curtain went down Kashin
had disappeared from the theatre. The actors almost mobbed poor Samuels.
The playwright, Gordin, could have killed him. "Even if they should
have cut your head off you should still have been acting your rôle
properly," he said. As soon as the poor actor appeared again in the next
act, the people shook with laughter. It could not be suppressed.
When the manager came out before the curtain and explained to the people
what had happened, it became even worse. It was impossible to go on. It
killed the show--a good play which was revived ten years later with
great success--and it killed Samuels.
* * * * *
Esther, a practical wife, opened a dressmaking shop. Samuels spent the
next year or so explaining what had happened.
The first few weeks after the occurrence Samuels receded from the centre
tables at Stark's to the side tables, and actors in good humor coaxed
him into telling his story over and over again. It became a tradition to
coax Samuels--and Samuels was easily coaxed into telling the story.
But he could get no place on the stage. From a character player he
became a character. It became a habit with every manager to promise him
a part in the next play. Some pretended it brought good luck to do so.
When a play went to smash it was, they said, "Because Samuels did not
believe you."
Thus the Jewish stage grew under his eyes with the doors closed to him,
because some one had stepped on his corn. He became "Maybe"--"maybe" in
the next play.
"Don't refuse Samuels," the manager would whisper to the playwright when
the contract was drawn at the big table. "Don't refuse him; it brings
bad luck."
Samuels would certainly have his eye on the proceedings, and come up to
shake hands and bid good luck.
"And will I have a part?"
"I hope so, Samuels."
"Esther, I have a part in Ash's new play."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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