"Bring her in," said Peppers. Then he seized the pitcher by its stone
handle and raised it in the air. "Wine's a mocker," he began, "an'
strong drink is ragin', but old Saint Paul said, 'A little for your
stomach's sake.' Here's lookin' at you, Humpty Dumpty. May you grow
until your ears drag the ground."
The hunchback lifted his pitcher. "Same to you, Parson," he said, "an'
all your family." Then they thrust their noses into the stone pitchers.
Peppers gulped a swallow, then he lowered his pitcher and looked at Ump.
"Humpty Dumpty," he said, speaking slowly and turning down his thumb as
he spoke, "when you git your fall, it'll be another job for them king's
horses."
"Parson," said Ump, "I know how to light."
"How?" said Peppers.
"Easy," said Ump.
Peppers roared. "You ain't learned it any too quick," he said. "What
goes up, has got to come down, an' you're goin' up end over appetite."
"When do I hit the ground, Parson?" asked Ump, with his nose in the
pitcher.
Peppers spread out two of his broad fingers. "To-day is to-day," he
said, "an' to-morrow is to-morrow. Then--" But the cunning Marks was on
his feet before the sentence was finished.
"Peppers," he snapped, "you clatter like a feed-cutter. What are you
tryin' to say? Out with it. Let's hear it."
It was a bold effort to throw us off the scent. Peppers saw the lead,
and for a moment he was sober.
"I was a-warnin' the lost sinner," he said, "like Jonah warned the
sinners in Nineveh. I'm exhortin' him about the fall. Adam fell in the
Garden of Eden." Then the leer came back into his face. "Ever hear of
the Garden of Eden, Lemuel?"
"Yes," said Marks, glad to divert the dangerous drunkard.
"You ought," said Peppers. "Your grandpap was there, eatin' dirt an'
crawlin' on his belly."
We roared, and while the tavern was still shaking with it, Roy came in
carrying an old and badly battered fiddle under his arm. "Boys," he said
timidly, "furse all you want to, but don't start nothin'." Then he gave
the fiddle to Peppers, and came over to where we were seated. "Quiller,"
he said, "I reckon you all want a bite o' dinner."
I answered that we did. "Well," he apologised, "we didn't have your name
in the pot, but we'll dish you up something, an' you can give it a lick
an' a promise." Then he gathered up some empty dishes from a table and
went out.
Peppers was thumping the fiddle strings with his thumb, and screwing up
the keys. His sense of melody was in a mood to overlook many a defect,
and he presently thrust the fiddle under his chin and began to saw it.
Then he led off with a bellow,
"Come all ye merry maidens an' listen unto me."
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