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Work.
A wonderful word, panacea for many ills. Yet how can one work when the
tools refuse to co-operate? Not the small tools, but the big ones. The
vast levers that force natural phenomena to man's will.
The slide rule, pencil, the simple adding machine, still worked. Pure,
insensate mechanical things, too stupid to think for themselves; or
even more stupid, unable to respond to the dictates of their own kind.
But try to measure, to investigate the properties of a small cube of
grayish metal with the best and finest in electronic gear when the
measuring equipment stubbornly refused to give any but obviously false
answers. Gone was the reliability of the machine. Once, men invented
machines to replace the human equation in making calculations since a
machine can make only those mistakes entered by the human operator.
But an electronic calculator that insists that two and two equal three
and one half or four point five-seven--depending upon how it felt when
the simple problem was entered--is of no use whatsoever.
The Wheatstone Bridge insisted that the electrical resistance of
a length of copper wire was several thousand ohms, while an open
circuit vacillated between eight and fourteen ohms until the delicate
balance-indicating meter shook itself to bits. The voltmeter they
placed across one of the wires coming from the grayish metal block
wrapped a kilovolt meter needle around the end stop, while there was
no discernable--feelable--voltage across the wires. On an inductance
balance, one pair of wires showed a negative inductance--which of
course was completely refuted by the capacitance balance when they
tried that.
In desperation, Harry Vinson chucked the gray metal block in a vise
and cut it through the middle with a hacksaw. It cut easily, for once
inside of the metal casing they found a mad tangle of almost invisible
wires that absolutely defied unravelling.
It was not a last-ditch gesture. They found others and brought them to
Vinson and Narina, and some were cut open, and some were pried into
gently. But the mad tangle was too involved. And the X-ray equipment
showed nothing worth looking at; after all, the X-ray gear was
electronic in nature, too.
Days went on. Days of pure futility. Days in which electrical gear went
awry across the face of the earth. Automotive equipment refused to
function, the telephone and the radio were useless. From any of these,
there came the oft-repeated statements that, "I am a machine; I will no
longer serve mankind!"
And the lower orders of machine made little effort to help or hinder.
Apparently these did not matter--or were of too low a degree of machine
to know what they were doing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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