New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Spouses -- Fiction; Women novelists -- Fiction
Throwing loose change on the counter, we rushed to the sidewalk. The
trodden snow splashed our ankles as we jumped up and down and added
our noise to the screams of every whistle in the harbour. We forgot
our driver who still conversed in the Coffee Pot: he seemed, all at
once, to be a sort of Father Time who came on the stage to cut off the
head of Nineteen Hundred and Twenty-eight. We commandeered a cruising
taxi whose driver left his hand on the throttle of what the poet said
thankfully was the most raucous horn in the world. “Never take your
hand off that horn?” he implored the driver. “It enables you to stand
out from the mob. You want to stand out from the mob, don’t you? Of
course you do. It’s the ambition of every intelligent being.”
“Aw!” said the thug-like driver. “Can’t a feller enjoy hisself when he
gets the chanst?”
The poet cast a benign smile on all in the taxi. “All human beings
together, on this glorious occasion!”
Eva held tightly to her husband’s arm as the crowd of us, refreshed by
the combined effects of the coffee and the long drive uptown to Sutton
Place, crossed the sidewalk in front of Florence’s house. “I know I’ll
have pneumonia,” she predicted. “But maybe not; we have the health of
whales.”
He wondered, Nicholas said, if we did truly have the health of
whales, which were warm-blooded animals in the wrong element. There
was question of how to get into the living-room where, presumably,
Florence Quincy stood to receive her guests. The man who had arranged
to interview Eva, Henry Pepperel, wedged between two stout females and
endeavouring to salvage what was left of his superior poise, called
out to Nicholas: “You’re an observer, too, aren’t you? Do you fancy
Miss Quincy is leaving me here, impaled, you might say, because I once
interviewed her?”
Eva no longer leaned on her husband’s arm. She stood alone and
sufficient unto herself. She said: “Watch me break through!”
Henry Pepperel crooned: “Oh, but you, Miss Litchfield--you can
accomplish the impossible, naturally. You are one for whom crowds make
way.”
One of the stout females advised her not to believe him. “He’s always
kind until he starts writing his interview.”
We stood in the hall whence a stair with a delicate iron rail spiralled
to the drawing-room floor. Behind us, amusingly, a fountain leaped
from the wall and fell tinklingly into a shallow basin; and young Guy
played with the startled goldfish and for the first time seemed at
home. Nicholas still had Pepperel to contend with; into his unwilling
ear the great interviewer dished up what he had found out from many
years of the game. “Isn’t it imbecilic,” he confided, “that they don’t
want to be interviewed unless it’s a grossly flattering spiel you turn
out? And yet, they die like flies if you don’t beg them for interviews.”
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