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I judged from his face that Nicholas was in a better humour. On
the drive uptown Eva’s manner towards him had been intimate. She
had enquired playfully: “Didn’t I see you--the chaste and elegant
you--kissing Molly Underhill, down at Yancey’s?” He had rejoined that
he regretted it. “She’s kissing everyone. But I’m sure it wasn’t Molly
I kissed. Are you sure it was?” She had laughed, and had called him by
her most passionate term of endearment: “Nick--you old dear!” He had
been so pleased, so cheered, that I suspected this was nearly all he
ever got from Eva.
Men and women shoved through the front door, stormed the stairway, and
fell back on the little hall. I was washed up by this human wave to
the slight protection of a console, and found that again I was pressed
close to Nicholas. I told him: “I do feel like the wrath of God. I know
now why men pulling out of a spree just pitch in and get drunk all over
again.” I pushed my bang off my forehead, and heard myself say with
deep emotion: “Oh--hell!”
Bill Metcalf came to lean against the console, and found me in
possession and looked the other way. “I’m apologizing,” he said simply.
“For what?” Not that I cared.
“Yancey says I tickled you, down at our party,” explained the chastened
Bill. “Yancey says she never saw anything so disgusting. She says you
howled, and rolled up in a ball.”
I became indignant. “Why shouldn’t I roll up in a ball? I happen to be
ticklish.” Out of a pensive pause, I added: “I don’t remember a thing
about it.”
Bill fretted: “The point is, I don’t see why in the mischief I wanted
to tickle you. I wish I could understand how I came to do it. It never
entered my head to want to do it.”
Yancey, her vividly pretty face distorted by her resentment, bore
down on the more or less homely faces in the hall. She started in at
once: “What a night! Dinah, our place is all but demolished!” The big
Englishman had sat in a newly upholstered armchair, and the armchair
had creaked, had groaned, and had finally collapsed in the backbone of
its structure.
At this stage, I appear to have wailed: “If it were only a chair that
had been wrecked on the beach this night----!” I seem to have gone
further, and to have confided to them all that I had a weak character;
for here I was, at the tail of the evening and ready to drop with
fatigue, and nothing could induce me to go home before this party broke
up. In an effort to meet him half-way, I said to Nicholas: “This is
how we keep it up. Don’t you see that we can’t help it? Why, then,
come down hard on Eva?” I was indignant when he hit back at me with his
idea that we did not keep it up; he had noticed, he said, that we were
dropping by the wayside. The wayside appealing to me at this moment
as a tempting deathbed, I leaned more heavily against the console and
sighed: “I can’t follow out even a feeble thought.”
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