Eben Holden: A Tale of the North CountryBacheller, Irving
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Eben Holden: A Tale of the North Country
Bacheller, Irving
Farm life -- Fiction; Historical fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
The panther 'd never sot 'n a tree when he was hungry, 'n
see a boy below him. Sumthin' tol' him t' jump. Tail went swish in the
leaves like thet. His whiskers quivered, his tongue come out. C'u'd
think o' nuthin' but his big empty belly. The boy was scairt. He up with
his gun quick es a flash. Aimed at his eyes 'n let 'er flicker. Blew a
lot o' smoke 'n bird shot 'n paper waddin' right up in t' his face. The
panther he lost his whiskers 'n one eye 'n got his hide fill' o' shot
'n fell off the tree like a ripe apple 'n run fer his life. Thought he'd
never see nuthin' c'u'd growl 'n spits powerful es thet boy. Never c'u'd
bear the sight uv a man after thet. Allwus made him gag 'n spit t' think
o' the man critter. Went off tew his own folks 'n tol' o' the boy 'at
spit fire 'n smoke 'n growled so't almos' tore his ears off An' now,
whenever they hear a gun go off they allwus thank it's the man critter
growlin'. An' they gag 'n spit 'n look es if it made 'em sick t'
the stomach. An' the man folks they didn't hev no good 'pimon o' the
panthers after thet. Haint never been frien's any more. Fact is a man,
he can be any kind uv a beast, but a panther he can't be nuthin' but
jest a panther.'
Then, too, as we lay there in the firelight, Uncle Eb told the
remarkable story of the gingerbread hear. He told it slowly, as if his
invention were severely taxed.
'Once they wuz a boy got lost. Was goin' cross lots t' play with 'nother
boy 'n lied t' go through a strip o' woods. Went off the trail t' chase
a butterfly 'n got lost. Hed his kite 'n' cross-gun 'n' he wandered all
over 'til he was tired 'n hungry. Then he lay down t' cry on a bed o'
moss. Putty quick they was a big black bear come along.
'“What's the matter?” said the bear.
'“Hungry,” says the boy.
'“Tell ye what I'll dew,” says the bear. “If ye'll scratch my back fer
me I'll let ye cut a piece o' my tail off t' eat.”
'Bear's tail, ye know, hes a lot o' meat on it--heam tell it was gran'
good fare. So the boy he scratched the bear's back an' the bear he
grinned an' made his paw go patitty-pat on the ground--it did feel so
splendid. Then the boy tuk his jack-knife 'n begun t' cut off the bear's
tail. The bear he flew mad 'n growled 'n growled so the boy he stopped
'n didn't dast cut no more.
'“Hurts awful,” says the bear. “Couldn't never stan' it. Tell ye what
I'll dew. Ye scratched my back an' now I'll scratch your'n.”
'Gee whiz!' said I.
'Yessir, that's what the bear said,' Uncle Eb went on. 'The boy he up
'n run like a nailer. The bear he laughed hearty 'n scratched the ground
like Sam Hill, 'n flung the dirt higher'n his head.
'“Look here,” says he, as the boy stopped, “I jes' swallered a piece o
mutton. Run yer hand int' my throat an I'll let ye hev it.”
'The bear he opened his mouth an' showed his big teeth.'
'Whew!' I whistled.
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