“A little incident connected with our experience here shows ‘Mark
Twain’s’ generosity. The local manager was a man who had known ‘Mark’ in
the sixties, and was very anxious to secure him for a lecture in
Anaconda. He, therefore, contracted to pay the price asked. Anaconda is
a small city, whose chief industry is a large smelting furnace. There
were not enough people interested in high-class entertainments to make
up a paying audience, and the manager was short about sixty dollars. I
took what he had, and _all_ he had, giving him a receipt in full. As
‘Mark’ and I were not equal partners, of course the larger share of the
loss fell to him. I explained the circumstances when we had our next
settlement at the end of the week, hoping for his approval.
“‘And you took the last cent that poor fellow had! Send him a hundred
dollars, and if you can’t afford to stand your share, charge it all to
me. I’m not going around robbing poor men who are disappointed in their
calculations as to my commercial value. I’m poor, and working to pay
debts that I never contracted; but I don’t want to get money in that
way.’
“I sent the money, and was glad of the privilege of standing my share.
The letter of acknowledgment from that man brought out the following
expression from ‘Mark’: ‘I wish that every hundred dollars I ever
invested had produced the same amount of happiness!’
“In Helena (August 3d) the people did not care for lectures. They all
liked ‘Mark’ and enjoyed meeting him, but there was no public enthusiasm
for the man that has made the early history of that mining country
romantic and famous all over the world. The Montana Club entertained him
grandly after the lecture, and he met many old friends and
acquaintances. Some of them had come all the way from Virginia City to
see their former comrade of the mining camps. One man, now very rich,
came from Virginia City, Nevada, on purpose to see ‘Mark’ and settle an
old score. When the glasses were filled and ‘Mark’s’ health proposed,
this man interrupted the proceedings by saying:
“‘Hold on a minute; before we go further I want to say to you, Sam
Clemens, that you did me a d----d dirty trick over there in Silver
City, and I’ve come here to have a settlement with you.’
“There was a deathly silence for a moment, when ‘Mark’ said in his
deliberate drawl:
“‘Let’s see. That--was--before--I--reformed, wasn’t--it?’
“Senator Sanders suggested that inasmuch as the other fellow had never
reformed, Clemens and all the others present forgive him and drink
together, which all did. Thus ‘the row was broken up before it
commenced’ (_Buck Fenshaw_)--and all was well. ‘Mark’ told stories until
after twelve. We walked from the club to the hotel up quite a mountain,
the first hard walk he has had. He stands the light air well, and is
getting strong.
* * * * *
“Sunday, August 4th, Helena.
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