The doctor seemed chopfallen and showed me a rather unkind look, as he
had been hurried around in a lively manner that day. I didn’t discuss
the matter very extensively with our host, but on our way to his house I
noticed that my three sheet posters announcing Dr. Watson were on all
the bulletin boards, and that lithographs appeared in many of the
windows along the streets through which we were driving. I called his
attention to this, but he remarked that that kind of advertising had no
effect in Poughkeepsie. We arrived at his house, where a number of local
ministers and private friends were assembled to meet Dr. Watson at
dinner. It was not the kind of meeting that would naturally inspire a
man who had been speaking three times a day and travelling between
times. I begged to be excused, and asked our host, inasmuch as he was
to preside and introduce Dr. Watson, if he would see to getting him to
the Opera House at two o’clock, saying that if he would do so, I would
go and look after the business. On my arrival at the Opera House at 1:30
I found it packed with people. I hurried to the box office, and the
manager told me that he was in trouble, as he had sold every seat in the
house, and some of his best patrons, supposing, of course, there would
be no difficulty in securing seats, were bitterly disappointed; that he
was trying to arrange some chairs for them on the stage, but that they
had some hesitancy in going there.
“Your house is sold out?” said I.
“Yes, everything, Major. It is the greatest rush we have had for a long
time.”
By two o’clock the house was entirely seated. There were many on the
stage, and all the standing room in the galleries was occupied. The
manager, against my wishes, made the prices 50 cents, 75 cents, and $1,
which precluded there being a very large money house. It was a cold
December day, and the disappointed ones hurried away from the theatre,
so that when Dr. Watson and his host drove up there was not a soul in
sight. When they entered the lobby I said to the editor:
“Will you please step right through the lobby to the stage? There are no
more people expected, and you might as well begin at once.”
He looked around to Dr. Watson, as much as to say: “You see, Doctor, it
is as I told you; you have not been advertised.” Then the Doctor gave me
a very rebukeful look, and I said:
“Please go on, Doctor. I remember what Mr. Beecher once said to me when
I told him there was a very small audience in front. He replied: ‘That
is not my part of it; but I will try to give them a little better
lecture.’”
The gentleman led the Doctor through the alley to the stage door and on
to the stage, and as they stepped into view the sight must have
astonished him.
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