The presence of “Ian Maclaren” of course brought a demonstration from
that eager audience such as no man but he has ever heard in
Poughkeepsie. He was unprepared for the ovation, and I thought that he
was rather at his wits’ end to collect himself in order to begin as he
wished. But he never was in a more delightful atmosphere. Poughkeepsie’s
best, and all of the Vassar girls, were there. There is an intelligent
public in that Hudson River town, a fact that is known nowhere better
than among themselves. After the performance many rushed to the stage
and congratulated the Doctor.
“How is this?” I asked the gentleman who had been so doubtful as to the
size of the audience that would turn out to hear Dr. Watson.
His reply was: “Major Pond, where in the world did these people come
from?”
“Why,” I said, “somebody has told them about it. We don’t have to
advertise ‘Ian Maclaren.’ You just tell somebody he is coming, and he
tells somebody else, and so it spreads around. I have just paid a bill
of $60 for advertising this lecture, so you see even newspaper men are
sometimes mistaken.”
“How many people are there in here?” he asked, and I said:
“I don’t know exactly how many, but there is over $1,000 in the house,
at $0.50, $0.75, and $1.”
“Well, Major,” he replied, “this is the greatest thing I have ever known
in this city. Now, we want to take the Doctor out to Vassar.”
“Oh, my dear sir, do let the Doctor have one hour’s rest before he takes
the train for Kingston to-night. He has been on the move every moment,
night and day, for the last two weeks. Won’t you be merciful and let him
rest quietly here in the green room?”
No, he could not do that; he had promised President Taylor to take him
out to Vassar, and had a carriage in waiting. The Doctor finally
yielded. We got into an old, cold, rickety carriage, with a pair of poor
horses, and in that chilly afternoon drove four miles, not even having a
lap robe. When we were in the carriage and started for Vassar College
the Doctor said:
“Well, Major, it might have been worse.”
“Yes,” I said, “Doctor, it might have been worse. We have got over $750
out of that $3 telegram which I sent some time ago, you will
remember--and from utilizing the hours your New York friend wanted for a
breakfast.” Dr. Watson showed an expression of genuine satisfaction.
Arrived at the college, there was just time to be introduced to
President Taylor, see the pretty chapel of which they are so proud, a
dormitory, and one or two classrooms. We drove back to the station,
urging the driver and the poor horses to the extent of their
capabilities, arriving there just in time to catch the train to
Rhinecliff, which connected with the steamer to Rondout and the trolley
cars to Kingston, arriving at 7:30 P.M. We had dinner, and at eight
o’clock “Ian Maclaren” was addressing another great crowd.
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