Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
Then off he went, mozying through the congested aisles, with that
vacuous stare about him that is assumed, usually, by a Jehue in a
vaudeville show. Eli followed him, very closely, watching very sharply,
being suspicious all the time that he might pick up a stray pin and
carry it off without just compensation to his close-fisted master. The
stranger strayed on, in and out, in and out, among the junkage, till he
came at last to the cubby-hole, eyed through at that moment by old
Peter.
Arriving at the entrance of Peter's sanctuary, the stranger stopped,
looked about him listlessly, and took hold of the latch of the door,
pressed his thumb slowly upon it, opened it, and walked within, without
invitation, or concern as to who might be the occupant therein--bear or
man.
"Good morning," said Peter, eyeing him suspiciously. "What do you want?"
"Well, sir," answered the stranger, "I just stepped in a moment to see
if you could supply me with a kit of tools."
"This is my office, sir; my office," said Peter, cross as a she-bear.
"Why didn't you ask my clerk, sir; my clerk?"--now rubbing his hands
briskly and leering at the stranger. "He will supply your wants, maybe,
sir, if he has what you want."
"I always deal with the proprietor of an establishment," remarked the
stranger, seating himself. "No harm in that, I reckon, sir?"
"None," returned Peter, with a growl. "None, sir."
"Then, do you have a kit of burglar tools?" asked the stranger, with a
suavity of an oily-tongued vender of patent medicine.
Peter looked him over again more critically, eyed him more suspiciously,
growled out an unintelligible word or two, and sat down himself in a
corner, but in such a position that he still could keep one eye on his
loophole of observance.
"No, sir!" deliberately groaned out Peter, "I never carry such articles
by choice."
"Then by chance, perhaps?" questioned the stranger.
"Nor by chance, if I can help it," screeched the crusty Peter. "I am an
honest dealer in my wares."
"I presume so," returned the stranger, with his eyes roaming about the
four bare walls of the cubby-hole, as if he were unwinding his thoughts
preparatory to a plunge into the secrets of something hidden within his
breast.
"You doubt my word, sir?" said Peter, on his dignity.
"Your veracity, I presume," calmly remarked the stranger, "is equal to
the rest of men in business."
"It is, sir," answered Peter, foaming.
"Well, if you have not got what I want, I must leave your place without
it," said the stranger, with a nonchalance that caused Peter to squint
one of his little eyes up like a question mark.
"I am a fair dealer in all things, I am, sir," retorted Peter, "and I
don't like for strangers coming about here and eyeing as if I was in
league with criminals, or any other such disreputables."
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