Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
Then Edith summoned up all her latent substitutes for naturalness, and
bore down upon Mr. Monroe with such a load of banter and mirthful
sayings that that gentleman eventually smiled, to the surprise of
everybody. Then it became alarmingly noticeable that Mr. Monroe was
paying close attention to Edith's highly interesting but entirely
assumed form of gabbling--so much so, in fact, that it was feared by
Mrs. Cobb once that he was on the point of taking Edith in his unloving
embrace, and running away with her. But Mrs. Cobb saved him from this
duncely possibility by saying:
"Be careful, Mr. Monroe, or you will do something desperate directly!"
Mr. Monroe quickly recovered himself and became a living sphynx again.
"Hah, Miss Edith," said Jasper Cobb, catching the trend of things
Edithward, "now, I am jealous."
Miss Edith turned to him, with pretended hautiness, and should liked to
have said, "Impudence," but forbore that unlady-like expression in
deference to her own good breeding. She was relieved, however, from
making any answer to him by Mr. Cobb, who arose at that critical moment
and announced, most graciously and grandiloquently, that the table would
be cleared of the women and menu to make way for cigars and wine.
All of which orders being carried into execution, as per custom, the
waiters proceeded to serve those two refreshing desserts. They sat long
over their cigars, and longer over their wine--till the air was an
ultramarine blueness, and the men in tipsy joyousness.
Mr. Monroe was very thirsty, it turned out, from the number of glasses
that he drained, which had an happy effect upon him. For, with the
disappearance of the wine down his esophagus, came a set grin on his
face, akin to the smile of a disgruntled ghost. Young Cobb, aside from
smoking enormously, imbibed freely, much against his personal appearance
and qualifications to enter much farther into the pleasures of the
evening. All the other gentlemen, including old man Cobb, entered into
the libations with rare partiality--except Mr. Jarney, who, it was seen,
refrained from participating in the dispatching of the invigorating
liquor, a constitutional habit with him. This trait was looked upon by
his now inebriating friends as a high breach of etiquette in not sipping
wine after breaking bread at the home of a friend, and was an affront
not to be condoned on such an occasion. But Mr. Jarney, while not
approving of such bacchanalian practices, as far as he and his family
were concerned, looked askance at them, so long as they were confined to
others, and he made no protest.
After the free lubrication of their unsettled nerves and muddled heads,
the men arose to join the ladies, who in the meantime had dressed for
the ball, now to follow.
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