Editorials from the Hearst NewspapersBrisbane, Arthur
Philosophy
Editorials from the Hearst Newspapers
Brisbane, Arthur
Editorials; Essays
The bartender KNOWS that the oldish man--about fifty-one or
fifty-two--has escaped being a drunkard by mere accident, and
that he has not quite escaped yet.
A little hard luck, too much trouble, and he'll lose his balance,
forget that there IS lemonade, and take to whiskey
permanently. ----
At the far end of the bar there is the man who comes in slowly
and passes his hand over his face nervously. The bartender asks
no question, but pushes out a bottle of everyday whiskey and a
small glass of water.
The whiskey goes down. A shiver follows the whiskey and a very
little of the water follows the shiver. The man goes out with
his arms close to his sides, his gait shuffling and his head
hanging.
It has taken him less than three minutes to buy, swallow and pay
for a liberal dose of poison.
Says the bartender:
"That fellow had a good business once. Doesn't look it, does
he? Jim over there used to work for him. But he couldn't let it
alone."
The "it" mentioned is whiskey.
Outside in the cold that man, who couldn't let it alone, is
shuffling his way against the bitter wind. And even in his poor,
sodden brain reform and wisdom are striving to be heard.
His soul and body are sunk far below par. His vitality is gone,
never to return.
The whiskey, with its shiver that tells of a shock to the heart,
lifts him up for a second.
He has a little false strength of mind and brain and that
strength is used to mumble good resolutions.
He THINKS he will stop drinking. He thinks he could easily
get money backing if he gave up drinking for good. He feels and
really believes that he WILL stop drinking.
Perhaps he goes home, and for the hundredth time makes a poor
woman believe him, and makes her weep once more for joy, as she
has wept many times from sorrow.
But the bartender KNOWS that that man's day has gone, and that
Niagara River could turn back as easily as he could remount the
swift stream that is sweeping him to destruction. ----
Five men come in together. Each asks of all the others:
"What are you going to have?"
The bartender spreads out his hands on the edge of the bar,
attentive and prepared to work quickly.
Every man insists on "buying" something to drink in his turn.
Each takes what the others insist on giving him.
Each thinks that he is hospitable.
But the bartender KNOWS that those men belong to the Great
American Association for the Manufacture of Drunkards through
"treating."
Each of those men might perhaps take his glass of beer, or even
something worse, with relative safety. But, as stupidly as
stampeded animals pushing each other over a precipice, each
insists on buying poison in his turn. And every one spends his
money to make every other one, if possible, a hard-drinking and a
wasted man. ----
You, Sir. Reader, have seen all these types and many others, have
you not?
WHY did you see them? What REASON had you for seeing them?
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