“_Oct. 3, 1734._--I am surprised that my answer to your Grace’s
letter has never reached your hands. I sent it immediately to
Canterbury by the servant of a gentleman who dined here, and
I suppose he forgot to put it in the post. I am reconciled to
the carelessness of the fellow, since it has procured to me so
particular a mark of your concern. If my letter were sensible,
what would be the mortification, that instead of having the honour
to kiss your Grace’s hands, it must lie confined in the footman’s
pocket with greasy gloves, rotten apples, a pack of dirty cards,
and the only companion of its sort, a tender epistle from his
sweetheart, ‘tru tell deth.’ Perhaps by its situation subject to be
kicked by his master every morning, till at last, by ill-usage and
rude company, worn too thin for any other use, it may make its exit
in lighting a tobacco-pipe. I believe the fellow who lost my letter
knew very well how ready I should be to supply it with another.
“I am, Madam,
“Your Grace’s most obedient servant,
“ELIZABETH ROBINSON.”
[Page heading: “FIDGET”]
The duchess’s favourite name for Elizabeth was “Fidget,” a name adopted
by all the Bullstrode[18] circle. This was due to her vivacity of mind
and body. She was never really a strong person, but her nervous energy
enabled her frail body to perform feats that a more lethargic person
could not have accomplished. “Why should a table that stands still
require so many legs when I can fidget on two?” she would exclaim. The
duchess returns an answer on October 25, portions of which I copy--
“DEAR FIDGET,
“I assure you I am very angry at the fellow’s not taking care of
your letter, for they always give me infinite pleasure, and I
esteem it as a great loss. I am very sensible of the friendship
you have for me, and hope you never shall find any reason to the
contrary. You have painted extremely well the fate of your letter
was not according to its deserts.... Pray do you hear anything of
Dr. Middleton and his fine wife?[19] I had a letter not long ago
wherein it was said she made the doctor very sensible she had a
tongue, and a very sharp one too, with the addition of a clear and
distinct voice. If you have any poetry, send it to me; you know it
will be acceptable to her who is
“Dear Fidget’s
“Very humble servant and admirer,
“M. CAVENDISH PORTLAND.”
[18] The duchess always spelt Bullstrode with the double _l_, from
the story of the place, and I choose to do the same.
[19] On Dr. Middleton’s second wife.
[Page heading: DRAWING LESSONS]
In Elizabeth’s next letter, November 3, 1734, she regrets that her
father, having recovered his spirits, had given up going to Bath as
projected, and says--
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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