I was born in Auburn in the State of New York, January 18th, 1826.
My parents were both of New England descent. My father, John Porter,
was born in Hadley, Mass. His father, William Porter, was the son of
Eleazer Porter and his wife Susannah, one of the daughters of Jonathan
Edwards. My father’s mother was Lois Eastman. My mother was born in
Middletown, Conn. Her maiden name was Abigail Phillips. Her ancestry in
the maternal line is traced back to Governors Saltonstall, Dudley and
the two Winthrops.
I graduated at Hamilton College, New York, in 1845, read law in my
father’s office, and in the fall of 1847 was admitted to the bar.
Practiced my profession for six or seven years, first in Rochester,
N.Y., afterwards in New York City.
My knowledge of mechanics may be illustrated by a story I once heard
in England of a man who had been prosecuted for selling adulterated
tobacco. He got off by proving that there was no tobacco at all in
the article that he sold. But this illustration hardly does the case
justice.
I had some mechanical ideas, but they were exactly wrong. For example,
I could not see any difficulty in perpetual motion. All one had to do
was to pump up water, which by its fall would furnish power to run
the pump. This, however, was no more absurd than were two inventions
which were brought out in England while I was there. One of these was
corrugating the faces of the piston, so as to present more extended
surfaces for the steam pressure to be exerted upon. The other was a
device for utilizing that half of the force of the steam which had
been wasted against the cylinder heads. Both of these were published
with commendatory remarks in the _Mechanics’ Magazine_. The last, if
I recollect rightly, was the original bottom feature of the Wells
balance-engine. My error was that I made no account of friction, which
must be overcome before motion can take place. We shall see before long
the same disregard of friction by men who ought to have known better.
My utter ignorance of everything mechanical at that time is capable of
proof. I stepped right into one of those “springes to catch woodcocks”
which were being set in those days, and proved myself to be about as
green a gosling mechanically as ever was plucked.
I had a client by the name of Searle, who was a “dead-beat.” He owed me
about $100, which I could not collect. He finally called upon me and
told me frankly that he could not pay me one red cent, because he had
no money; but he could put me in the way of making a fortune, and he
was anxious in that way to discharge the great obligation which he felt
himself under to me.
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