"The Mayor of Altrincham, and the Mayor of Over,
The one is a thatcher, and the other a dauber."
Sir Walter Scott, in "The Heart of Mid-Lothian," introduces the mayor into
his pages in no flattering manner. Mr. Alfred Ingham, in his "History of
Altrincham and Bowdon" (1879), has collected for his book some curious
information bearing on this theme. He relates a tradition respecting one
of the mayors gifted with the grace of repartee, which is well worth
reproducing:--"The Mayor of Over--for he and the Mayor of Altrincham are
often coupled--journeyed once upon a time to Manchester. He was somewhat
proud, though he went on foot, and on arriving at Altrincham, felt he
would be all the better for a shave. The knight of the steel and the strop
performed the operation most satisfactorily; and as his worship rose to
depart, he said rather grand-eloquently, 'You may tell your customers that
you have had the honour of shaving the Mayor of Over.' 'And you,' retorted
the ready-witted fellow, 'may tell yours that you have had the honour of
being shaved by the Mayor of Altrincham.' The rest can be better imagined
than described."
We learn from Mr. J. Potter Briscoe that a strange tradition still lingers
in Nottingham, to the effect that when King John last visited the town, he
called at the house of the mayor, and the residence of the priest of St.
Mary's. Finding neither ale in the cellar of one, nor bread in the
cupboard of the other, His Majesty ordered every publican in the town to
contribute sixpennyworth of ale to the mayor annually, and that every
baker should give a half-penny loaf weekly to the priest. The custom was
continued down to the time of Blackner, the Nottingham historian, who
published his history in 1815.
The mayor of Rye, in bygone times, had almost unlimited authority, and if
anyone spoke evil of him, he was immediately taken and grievously punished
by his body, but if he struck the mayor, he ran the risk of having cut off
the hand that dealt the blow.
As late as 1600, at Hartlepool, it was enacted, that anyone calling a
member of the council a liar be fined eleven shillings and sixpence, if,
however, the term false was used, the fine was only six shillings and
eightpence.
Bribes for the Palate.
In the days of old it was no uncommon practice for public bodies and
private persons to attempt to bribe judges and others with presents.
Frequently the gifts consisted of drink or food. In some instances money
was expected and given. It is not, however, to bribery in general we want
to direct attention, but to some of its more curious phases, and
especially those which appealed to the recipients' love of good cheer.
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