To our dearly beloved brother _Jerome_, we bequeath, _in petto_, the sovereignty of the seas, with our minister of Marine, and all the admirals of our navy, doubting, however, if their united efforts will make him a good midshipman. To our dearly beloved _Mother_, we give and bequeath his Holiness, the _Pope_, and our uncle, Cardinal _Frere_[79]; with a Pope, and a Cardinal, in her possession, her stay in purgatory must be short, and in Heaven long. To our dearly beloved sisters, Mistresses _Bacchiocchi_, _Murat_, _Santa Cruce_, and _Le Clerc_, we give and bequeath our family honours, chastity, modesty, and moderation. To our dear son in law, _Eugenius Beauharnais_, we give and bequeath _Parma_ and _Plaisance_,[80] with our dear countryman _Sebastiani_, who will instruct him to drive like a coachman, and ride like a postillion. To our much beloved daughter in law, Madame _Fanny Beauharnais_, as a reward for her loyalty, we bequeath a representation, in wax, of the scaffold of her father, and the throne of her mother, both designed by the revolutionary modellers, _Barras_ & Co. To our dear uncle, Cardinal Frere,[79] we give and bequeath the triple crown of St. Peter, _in petto_, and to all our nameless known and unknown relatives, we give and bequeath the kingdom of _Etruria_, to be disposed of to the highest bidder, and its value laid out in mourning rings, to be equally distributed amongst them, and certain Continental Princes hereinafter mentioned. We give and bequeath to our dear friend the King of _Spain_, an Etrurian mourning ring, and four family pictures, representing the Bourbons dethroned, the Bourbons degraded, the Bourbons repenting, and the Bourbons forgiven. We give and bequeath to the King of _Naples_, three marble statues, after a model by his Queen, representing Faith, Loyalty, and Constancy; and to the Kings of _Sardinia_, we bequeath our promises of honour, to be equally divided between them. We give and bequeath to his Holiness the _Pope_, the doctrines of the Goddess of Reason, the Alcoran of Mahomet, and the atheism of our Institute; all true relics; besides, to himself, his successors, and College of Cardinals, we bequeath concordant mourning rings, from the manufactory of our Counsellor of State _Portalis_.[81] We give and bequeath to his Imperial Majesty the Emperor of _Germany_, two drawings, representing Hope amongst the ruins of _Turkey_, and Desire contemplating _Bavaria_, designed by Citizen _Dupe_, and sold by Citizen _Plot_. We give and bequeath to his Imperial Majesty the Emperor of _Russia_, three pictures, representing Louis XVI. upon the Throne, Louis XVI. in the Temple, and Louis XVI. upon the Scaffold; by Citizens _Loyalty_, _Monarchy_, and _Warning_.