Charles the Second laid it down as a rule, that in his convivial parties the _king was always absent_. Being one night in a select party of this kind, one of his courtiers, who had contributed a good deal to his mirth, ventured to ask him for a place. Charles, though he liked the man as a companion, was yet unwilling to break through a fixed rule; and he therefore quickly replied,--“You may depend on it, I will speak to the king to-morrow about it.” CHARLES II. UPON HONOUR. Charles the Second, being at hazard one Twelfth Night at court, with the Duke of Buckingham and others, a well-dressed sharper, who stood behind the Duke’s chair, took the liberty to pick his pocket of a diamond snuff-box, which was very valuable. Just in the instant of his stealing it, the king happened to fix his eyes on him; on which the sharper, with great presence of mind, put his finger up to his nose, thereby insinuating it was done out of fun. The king knew the world too well to be gulled even by such an artifice; but, however, held his tongue. Some time after, the Duke missing his box, his majesty told him the circumstance. “Good God, sire,” says his grace, “why did not your majesty tell me of it in time?” “Oh!” says the king, “I could not do that; I _was upon honour_.” DUKE OF NORFOLK. The first Protestant Duke of Norfolk, carrying the sword of state before James II. to his chapel, stopped at the door, and would go no further. The king said, “Your father would have gone farther:” to which the Duke answered, “Your father would not have gone so far.” HUGH PETERS. Hugh Peters, the puritan, preaching on the Devil entering the swine, said,--“My beloved, for conclusion, I shall give three observations on the text; which, for your better remembrance, I shall clothe in three English proverbs. 1. The Devil went from men into swine: _he had rather play at small game than stand out_. 2. When he possessed them, they ran down a bank into the sea: _they must needs go whom the Devil drives_. 3. They were all, no less than two thousand, drowned in the sea: _the Devil brought his hogs to a fair market_.” HANGING TOGETHER. Hugh Peters, preaching a sermon to one of the Companies of London, the object of which was to exhort them to love and unity, he concluded by expressing a wish, that they might all join in concord, accord, or any other cord, so that they might all hang together. SIR ISAAC NEWTON.