English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks — John Shaqi
English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton ParksParks, Leighton
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English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks
Parks, Leighton
Automobile travel -- Fiction; England -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction
Then a man entered who seemed to be a stranger, but who evidently
knew the Masonic sign, for he soon fell into conversation with them.
He was evidently what we call a "drummer," but had none of the
jollying manner of the guild as we know it, for there were long
pauses in the conversation. Then entered a man who was evidently
quite at home, and felt himself to be of some importance. He
immediately began to lay down the law on every subject mentioned, to
which the others submitted meekly. But not the drummer! He too had
his opinions, and was willing to have them known, and, encouraged by
the landlord, plucked up spirit and began to give as well as take. I
now anticipated some interesting talk, and was not disappointed. The
dominating man had ordered whiskey and soda, or rather it had been
prepared by the landlord as if he were familiar with his customer's
taste. As he slowly sipped it he looked at me, as much as to say:
"My friend, I shall make short work of you when I am ready." But I
was saved by the drummer. He began by explaining some of the
inconveniences to which a stranger, such as he, is subjected in a
strange town, and rashly suggested that provincial England would be
improved by the establishment of places of "Convenience," such as
every traveller on the Continent is familiar with.
This is what the village doctor--for such I now learned he was--was
waiting for. He took high moral ground and proved to his own
satisfaction--and I think carried the house with him--that this would
be the beginning of the end of English morality. "Did the gentleman
mean to suggest that England should become as France?"
The gentleman "meant to suggest nothing of the sort," and rather
cleverly shifted the ground from the moral to the physical. But
here, of course the doctor was too much for him, remarking with a
complacent smile: "I think I may be allowed to speak with a little
authority on that aspect of the question, being a medical man myself."
I do not know how great his authority may have been, but I can answer
for his dogmatism! How often the two are confused!
If you were not temporarily blind and so dependent upon Miss Fuller
to read your letters, I would repeat the conversation which followed
in full. Not that there was anything improper in it. The disputants
were as solemn as if they were discussing religion, only they "called
a spade a spade." But we have grown so squeamish, or so unmoral,
that we hide "Tom Jones" under the sofa-cushion and place "The Visits
of Elizabeth" on the parlor table. But rural England, I learned that
day, while it has changed superficially, is still the England of
Fielding. Squire Westons can still be found in certain
counties--indeed Dogberry is not unknown in remote villages.
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