English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton ParksParks, Leighton
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English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks
Parks, Leighton
Automobile travel -- Fiction; England -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction
If you ask what keeps him busy, the answer is the car. He and the
chauffeur of the house are, I think, breaking the motor to pieces.
Not that there was anything the matter with it so far as I could see,
but John said it was "not pulling just right," which, I believe, is
like the small boy's excuse for taking a watch to pieces. He wants
to see the "wheels go round"! At any rate, the stable-yard is a
sight! And so is John! The chauffeur has been dragged away from the
fascinating game, but a boy of about fourteen is acting as "plumber
assistant." I stepped out for a moment and heard John say, "Here,
William, hand me that spanner," and William reply: "Spanner, sir,
yes, sir, spanner." John caught my eye and grinned, and at the same
instant I caught William winking at "cook," for which, I venture the
guess, he will be disciplined, for familiarity does not have much
chance to breed contempt in the servants' hall! However, I
remembered that if this is to be an "inside" letter, I must go inside
to write it.
We have now been here a little more than a week, and I am filled with
admiration, not, I fear, unmixed with envy, at the way this great
house seems to run itself. Of course, being a woman, my first
interest was in the "servant problem," which, so far as I can see,
does not exist. Sir Thomas is not rich as we count riches, but there
are servants enough, I should think, to run a hotel! And such
servants! Trim, neat, perfectly trained, and always respectful. Of
course, in England serving is a profession--once a servant always a
servant--which must have what you would call a psychological effect.
Then servants and masters are of the same race and have the same
religion. Surely there must be a spiritual bond between people who
begin the day's work with prayer.
I talked this over with Maud. She began to say, "In forming one's
opinion on facts with which one is not familiar," but I stopped her,
saying: "That won't do. You are talking just like Thomas." She
blushed a little at this, but answered defiantly: "Well, he is a good
person to talk like."
"No," I answered, "no one is good to talk like."
She laughed at this queer sentence and then, with a true Yankee
drawl, imitating old Captain Hyde, of Silver Harbor, said: "Well, by
Godfrey, I ain't never seen a pancake so thin it didn't have a minder
side!"
"Well," said I, "what is the under side to this pancake?"
"It is this: while it is true we pay about half as much for servants
here as we do at home, on the other hand, we must have twice the
number. Everything is so specialized that if one were to ask the
parlor-maid to do a piece of work which properly belongs to the
housemaid, it would be like asking Dr. Shattuck to pull a tooth!"
"Do you mean that in case of sickness one of them would not lend a
hand with another's work?"
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