English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton ParksParks, Leighton
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English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks
Parks, Leighton
Automobile travel -- Fiction; England -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction
spare between the cart and a solid stone post opposite. Ruth was as
white as death but uttered no sound. The silence was broken by the
voice of the child who had been so near death. But what he said
seemed inadequate. It was: "Oh, I say!" James Freeman Clarke
attributed the profanity of the kindly boatmen on the Ohio River to a
lack of vocabulary. Perhaps that was the reason the boy did not
swear!
Well, the longest lane has a turning and the steepest hill a bottom,
so at length the car began to slow down as it struck the opposite
rise, and finally came to a full stop.
Then Ruth spoke. But, angel as she is, all she said was: "Don't you
think, dear, that was a little fast?"
I said I thought it was, and that I would go slower hereafter!
I could not imagine what had happened. The brakes were new, and
while the chauffeur at the "Beeches" had warned me that they were too
light, I thought that was because he did not understand the
difference there is in weight between an English and an American car.
As I say, I could not understand it. The car had behaved as if it
were alive--like a high-spirited horse, "full of beans," who had
taken the bit into its teeth and bolted.
I descended and took a good look at every part of the machine. I
found that the foot-brake was in order, _but the emergency brake had
not been touched_. I have no doubt that such a student of the
"subconscious" as yourself has already discovered the answer to the
riddle. Yes, you are right! It was Sir Thomas's foolishness in
talking about the "fourth speed," as I was leaving, that had lodged
in my subconscious mind and led me to pull, not the emergency brake,
but the fourth-speed lever!
I asked a laborer, plodding home to his dinner, the name of the
little hamlet at the top of the hill. He answered: "Sawley."
"Why, that can hardly be," I replied. "I passed Sawley soon after
leaving Ripon."
"Ay," he replied, "there be two of 'em."
"Well, one is enough for me," I answered.
He made no reply; simply stared at me as if he thought I was a fool.
I guess he was right!
The motor-car has completed the work begun by the bicycle of breaking
down "the middle wall of partition" which divided Englishmen from
strangers. The motor is a letter of introduction to every owner. At
the inn where we stopped for lunch were a young couple who, like
ourselves, were making a trip, and when I asked some question about
roads they opened their maps and not only gave us the desired
information but also a valuable "tip," from which I learned on
authority what otherwise I could have learned only by
experience--that is, by loss of time and labor.
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