English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton ParksParks, Leighton
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English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks
Parks, Leighton
Automobile travel -- Fiction; England -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction
I suspect, if we were face to face, you with your sceptical spirit
would suggest that there is something else to be said, which is that
this quiet and intelligent-looking Mr. Buckthorne may have been
feeding me on the same diet I served to his sister. At any rate, if
not about the lesser immorality of his parson, at least about his
heinous crime of shooting partridges, sitting.
I do not deny that this is possible, and indeed, much as I should
wish to believe such a story, I am almost in hopes it is not true,
for, if you will read to the end of this long story--which must,
however, be left to my next--you will see why I have to-day a fellow
feeling for the wretch, which last night I should have thought
impossible!
XXX
"THE AULD UN'"
We had intended to take our departure the next morning, but Sir
William was so insistent that we should stay at least a part of the
day that we decided to wait until the afternoon. This gave great
pleasure to Ruth, who wished to see the garden--she is still dreaming
of that country parsonage where she will have a garden of her own!
As there was nothing in particular for me to do our host suggested
that I might take a gun and go out with him to "pick up a few
rabbits." I told him the only ones I was likely to pick up would be
those shot by some one else, for I had not handled a gun since I was
in college. But, evidently, he felt about that as you would feel if
a brother parson were to say that he was so rusty in his Greek that
he could not read his New Testament. It would not seem credible!
You must know that nothing can be done in England without "dressing
for the part." Sir William was already arrayed for the _battue_, but
I had to get out some knickerbockers, which took time because the
troublesome footman had put them away! However they were found at
last, and they with my Norfolk jacket made me presentable, so we
started with the keeper, who carried over his shoulder a sack in
which were evidently live creatures of some sort, for the bag was
constantly agitated. I hoped they might be rabbits for me to "pick
up," but they proved to be ferrets.
When we reached the warrens these crawling creatures--which look like
diminutive dachshunds--were shaken out of the bag and promptly melted
into the earth. Soon there was heard a faint squealing, and the
keeper announced that one of the young ferrets was killing a rabbit
and would be of no further use to us. But the others had a deeper
sense of duty, or were better sportsmen--which seems to mean the same
thing--for soon the rabbits began to pop up all over the place. Sir
William had potted two before I could get my gun to my shoulder. The
keeper called my attention to the fact that it was necessary to "look
lively," but that is a thing at which I have never been good.
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