English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton ParksParks, Leighton
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English ways and by-ways : $b Being the letters of John and Ruth Dobson written from England to their friend, Leighton Parks
Parks, Leighton
Automobile travel -- Fiction; England -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction
However, I determined that I would do better the next time the
rabbits appeared. This I did, for a moment later I saw a little
bunch of fluff, no bigger than your fist, roll over and then lie
still. One would have thought I had killed a bull moose, so generous
was the applause of the keeper and Sir William. I felt like Mr.
Winkle--or was it Mr. Tupman--when he shut his eyes and brought down
the bird! I shot a number of times more but without success, and
began to think I really must look more lively still. And I did!
There were a few moments when no more rabbits appeared, though, from
time to time, one of those slimy ferrets would come to the surface,
stretch its long neck and look around to see if anything of interest
appeared, and then silently melt again into the earth. Suddenly a
head appeared from a hole some distance away. Sir William did not
move--evidently had not seen it, so, thinking this was my chance I
fired, and the creature rolled over, kicked once or twice, and then
lay still.
I looked for applause, but as you may have noticed the audience does
not always respond at the moment one expects!
There was a moment of silence, and then Sir William exclaimed: "Good
Lord! You've shot the ferret!"
The keeper groaned as if he had lost his only child, and said, with
tears in his voice: "It was the auld un'."
There was nothing to be said, and the keeper sadly buried his
favorite, and I felt as if I were one of that party who had buried
Sir John Moore:
"Not a drum was heard.
Slowly and sadly we laid him down!"
We walked away without a word. There came, however, to my mind a
story Sir William had told me as we left the house in the morning, of
an American who came over to one of the great "Shoots" in Yorkshire
and asked his host as they started out the first morning, "How much
he ought to give the keeper?" and he replied: "It depends upon where
you hit him." I laughed then, but I was not laughing now! For I was
wondering what sum would make good the loss of an "Auld Un'."
I gave the keeper what I could afford--indeed more--but I am not sure
he will ever be the same man again! I know one thing. I could have
bought a fat red deer for what that little handful of fluff cost me!
As we started to leave the little clump of pines which had been the
scene of the murder, the keeper threw the sack on the ground and said
to the boy who had accompanied us--to bring home the rabbits, I
suppose--"You can bring 'em home, Jock."
He evidently had not the heart to gather up the remaining ferrets,
and so strode away after Sir William. The boy looked up at me with a
grin and held up the index finger of his right hand, on which there
was the scar of a bite. I gathered that he and the "Auld Un" had not
been the best of friends, and that there was one of the party who did
not mourn its untimely death!
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